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rumahdepok
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May 3, 2024 8:08pm UTC

there can't be two loves in one heart

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Dudu*
posted a quote
April 27, 2024 1:17pm UTC

closure would look like a ring on my finger.
closure would feel like your arms around me.
closure would be waking up next to you,
everyday for the rest of my life.
i like the way you love, i want that for myself.
don't you get that i know you...perhaps better than anyone else?
don't you know that a love like mine comes only once in a lifetime?
i can't shake feeling like i'm written for you and you for me.
i keep thinking i'm your missing piece.

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Dudu*
posted a quote
April 18, 2024 1:10pm UTC

i've been living off the crumbs of your love
and i'm starving now.

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Dudu*
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April 18, 2024 1:07pm UTC

i don't want to care about you anymore!
if we're meant to be then i think it should have already happened by now.
where is the man i marry?

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Dudu*
posted a quote
April 14, 2024 7:59am UTC

you wanted to be rory, but i'm afraid it's me.
i'm not prepared to wait thousands of years for you to realise it's me.
how do i shake this feeling, doctor?

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Dudu*
posted a quote
April 14, 2024 7:51am UTC

i still pray for you.
i still have hope for you.
even if i shouldn't,
i still want you.

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Dudu*
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April 5, 2024 7:24am UTC

one day i won't care this much.
one day it won't hurt this much.
i still wish so badly that you would understand me. that you would know me.
i wish you would check in with me genuinely.
there's so much that has happened to me.
i wish you would show me your love in the ways that i wanted you to.
i wish you told me how perfect i was already.
i wish you never compared me to others.
i wish you would just know me and accept me as i am.
i don't think you'll ever know to what extent you've hurt me.
i just feel like you should know me by now.
know me beyond the foods i like to eat.
i wish you knew my other preferences.
i wish you knew and accepted. but you just can't ever seem to accept me.
i didn't ask to be this way. i am just the way i am.
there are things i wish i could change so you could accept me but i just can't.
i don't know which parts were nature and which were nuture.
all i know is that you have never accepted all of me.
i don't even know how you see me.
must be some weird mixture of ungrateful and detached. you must think i've shut everything off completely just to spite you.
but i am not like that.
i wish you knew me.
i think if you knew me mum, then you would truly love me.

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Dudu*
posted a quote
March 24, 2024 1:34pm UTC

chase two girls
lose 'the one'

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Dudu*
posted a quote
March 24, 2024 1:27pm UTC

you always come back to me

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Dudu*
posted a quote
March 24, 2024 1:26pm UTC

you make my heart
shake
bend
+ break
but i can't turn away and it's driving me wild.
you're driving me wild.

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Dudu*
posted a quote
March 24, 2024 1:24pm UTC

i don't know
i don't know
i don't know
i'm just going to follow my heart

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Melody_pixie
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March 19, 2024 11:42pm UTC

Poop

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Dudu*
posted a quote
March 11, 2024 11:36am UTC

what am i to you?
does this even matter?
it won't work out unless you change.
this sucks!

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Dudu*
posted a quote
March 10, 2024 10:23am UTC

you're not
really good
at comforting me,
you know?

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decognomes
posted a quote
March 2, 2024 1:13pm UTC

Life Is Not Easy For Lazy People. I Wish They Should Have Sense Toward Life And They Do Something.

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Dudu*
posted a quote
February 29, 2024 12:33pm UTC

i think i'll look back and laugh
i just want to know the reason
i'll probably look back and laugh
i just want to know the reason
surely i'll look back and laugh
will the reason be because
it worked out well or differently?
i want to know the reason.

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Dudu*
posted a quote
February 29, 2024 8:12am UTC

when we don't text i feel this knot in my stomach.
i think i am already attached to you.
even if there's others on your roster...
i just don't know how to overcome you.

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Dudu*
posted a quote
February 26, 2024 2:03pm UTC

i want you to lock eyes with me + tell it to me straight.
it's okay if you smile, but i just need to hear it from you.
otherwise this all doesn't matter.
it would have all just been another one of those things.

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Dudu*
posted a quote
February 24, 2024 12:29pm UTC

i never want to lose you,
i never want to lose touch.
i never want to ignore you or awkwardly walk past.
i think that would break me,
so i don't like to think about it too much.
i think i understand you better than myself.
i think i love you more than anything else.

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ACertainTypeOfTrash
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February 23, 2024 2:00pm UTC

"Here and Gone August"
Leaf green’s the shaky scrape of a tree’s arm
raking against the window.
Brushing back and forth
with each and every blowing breeze, gust or gale.
These the humid doldrums of here and gone August.
A tree's hands can be so thin,
his arms are sticks.
They look anorexic.

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