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Quotes added on Thursday, May 12 2005

  1. MeLLy MeLLy
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 10:58am UTC
    love is when you'd die for the other person because
    their life is more important than yours.

  2. MeLLy MeLLy
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 11:06am UTC
    It's the way that he makes you fall in love <3

  3. MeLLy MeLLy
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 11:15am UTC
    ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
    WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
    ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
    WITNESS: My name is Susan.

  4. emilygodden emilygodden
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 11:16am UTC
    No Im KnOt DhUm aCtCh

  5. MeLLy MeLLy
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 11:16am UTC
    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
    WITNESS: None.
    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

  6. MeLLy MeLLy
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 11:17am UTC
    ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
    WITNESS: Oral.
    <3

  7. MeLLy MeLLy
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 11:17am UTC
    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
    ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
    WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

  8. MeLLy MeLLy
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 11:18am UTC
    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

  9. MeLLy MeLLy
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 11:19am UTC
    One afternoon Zach's mom brings home her lover. The two do their thing until, unexpectedly, her husband comes home early. Thinking quickly, she hides her lover in the closet. What she hadn't realized is that Zach was in the closet.
    Zach: Dark in here, isn't it?
    Lover: Sure is.
    Zach: I have a baseball.
    Lover: That's good.
    Zach: Wanna buy it?
    Lover: No.
    Zach: I'll tell my dad about you.
    Lover: Fine, how much?
    Zach: $500
    A few weeks pass, again Zach's dad comes home early when the lover is over. Again, the lover is stuffed in the closet; again, Zach is in there,
    Zach: Dark in here, isn't it?
    Lover: Yep.
    Zach: I have a baseball glove. Wanna buy it?
    Lover: Not really.
    Zach: I'll tell my dad about you.
    Lover: Fine! How much?
    Zach: $500
    Another few days pass. Zach's dad says, "Hey, sport. Let's go throw the baseball around." "I can't Dad," says Zach. "I sold my glove and ball." "For how much?" inquires the dad. "$1000" "That's not very nice. You shouldn't take advantage of your friends like that. That is way more than those are worth. I'm taking you down to church to confess."
    So little Zach is driven down to church by his father. He gets in the booth.
    Zach: Dark in here, isn't it?
    Priest: Oh don't start that crap again!!

  10. MeLLy MeLLy
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 11:21am UTC
    Trick me once,
    Shame on you.
    Trick me twice,
    Shame on you again--
    Cause that's mean!

  11. AisforACTION AisforACTION
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 1:21pm UTC
    lies that lie eyes that cry baby
    try and try to understand maybe
    skies were meant to fall on me
    -1208

  12. 143ix3you 143ix3you
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 1:21pm UTC
    x-I love the way we dance in the back of the club
    boy you know you (``v``) drive me crazy
    When you hold my thigh`v` real close to yours
    make me feel like I'm your -Èb a b y
    I just met you, but I'll show you what to do to do
    it right.We'll be dancin / / just relaxin be in back
    of the club all night ¥:3

  13. AisforACTION AisforACTION
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 1:24pm UTC
    me and you here`s
    what we'll do Walk
    hand in hand into
    lovers land ___<33

  14. AisforACTION AisforACTION
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 1:28pm UTC
    i can`t stand my
    baby it`s a real
    drag i think i`m
    going crazy i`m
    gonna go radge -
    ____it is uncool

  15. Beating_heart_baby Beating_heart_baby
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 2:00pm UTC
    R u Blind ? ? ?

  16. Beating_heart_baby Beating_heart_baby
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 2:03pm UTC
    Baby is this love 4 real ?
    -Head Automatica--Beating Hearts Baby

  17. Beating_heart_baby Beating_heart_baby
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 2:03pm UTC
    Do Your ears hang low
    do they wobble
    to and fro
    can you tie them in a knot
    can you tie them in a bow.....

  18. Cleopatra2be Cleopatra2be
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 2:06pm UTC
    ~**~**~**
    Today this..
    really hot guy`
    asked if I wanted
    2 go to his place.
    *But I simply~*~*
    remembered you*
    and KNEW, u r
    th3 only .1
    that wont
    ask me!
    ~*~**~*

  19. x3sexCQt4evax3 x3sexCQt4evax3
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 2:24pm UTC
    your hand is placed in mine
    and mine is place in yours
    your hand begins to feel heavier
    your hand begins to fall
    but i must hold on to it
    for if i do you will forever be with me...<3

  20. x3sexCQt4evax3 x3sexCQt4evax3
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2005 2:25pm UTC
    Sad is like watching the blood drip from your wrists into a puddle on the cold bathroom floor and trying to hide the blood because you dont want to tell your parents "why".

:)

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