Redneck Jokes
Redneck Anthem
You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:
"Gentlemen, start your engines!"
A cop pulls over a redneck. The redneck says, "Officer, you need to get your records straight. You just asked me for my license, but you took it away yesterday!"
You might be a redneck if...
your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You might be a redneck if........
you think brim and bass is seafood.
You might be a redneck if........
you let a bald man borrow your comb.
You might be a redneck if........
you let a hitch hiker babysit.
You might be a redneck if........
you lay in bed with your fishin pole and lures.
You might be a redneck if........
you play strip poker in the nursing home.
You might be a redneck if........
you sleep in a room with 3 or more LOADED guns.
You might be a redneck if........
you tell your wife you love her over and over....well you tell her until she puts down the butcher knife!