You Know You're Dominican When...
People tell you to stop screaming when you're really talking
You grew up afraid of something called "El Cuco"
You clap your hands while laughing
You're able to dance withoutany music
You learned how to dance Merengue and Bachata before you could walk
You point things out with your nose and mouth
You've gotten beat with any of the following : ruber slippers, extension cords, hanger(plastic or metal), big rice spoon
You waste ALL your money in the summer time buying "Frio-Frio"(Red Flavor)
You've gone outside with in rolos and chancletas
You consider platanos one of the major food groups
You can smell chuletas cooking in your house from down the block
While in your country, you hear people on the block yelling "Se fue la luz!"
You grew up listening to Fernandito Villalona, Sergio Vargas, and Los HermanosRosario
You drink Presidente, Brugal, or Mama Juana(like water)
You've gotten whipped by a diablo cojuelo or lechon
Your sofas are covered in plastic
All the juices you have in your house are the type that come in power, and you mix with water(like Tang)
You eat Mangu on a daily basis
You ate rice,beans, and some type of meat for dinner yesterday, today, and probably tomorrow
Your believe Vivaporu is the cure for everything
You use an old t-shirt, towel, or anything as a mop, and use your feet to mop
You've let some one throw AGUA FLORIDA on you for good luck
Your house on the island has broken pieces of glass to keep away robbers
You refer to every cat as "Mishu"
Your childhood games were called: El escondido, Pollito Pleibi, Apara y Batea, El gallo, or that game with a stick and a wheel
Your refridgerator has about 85 magnets on it
All your pots and pans arw inside the oven
Your parents ever gave you aceite de bacalao when you were sick
If you are proud to be a Dominican than pass these jokes on to all your Dominican friends!
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