Funniest Thing EverSpoof lyrics to the song "7 Things I Hate About You"But the straight guys, they don’t {{realize}};What we go through everyday; & it’s a lot. Now it’s time for, all us females; To remind you, just incase; you all forgot.The 7 things guys don’t have to do: Shave legs, give birth, Aunt Flow, wear skirts;Wax armpits, Hey it hurts! Wear pantyhose. & paint your toes, too.High heels, pluck brows, skip meals, count pounds; Some girls have to carry heavy mounds. We’re past 7 now, but I’ll keep going, anyhow!Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons;Blow our money on beauty salons!Flat iron burns & health concerns from hair dye fumes;And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do…Is we do it for you.