CHUCK NOR RIS
chuck norris doesn't do push ups, he does earth downs.
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chuck norris once ate a scrambled rubix cube & it came out scrambled.
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chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
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chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king & he got one.
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chuck norris doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norris
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chuck norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides the time.
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chuck norris can fry ants using a microscope,,,at night.
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chuck norris counted to infinity, twice.
chuck norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
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guns don't kill people, chuck norris does.
i hope you had a good laugh :D
not my fade.