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Quotes added on Wednesday, February 23 2011

  1. bitybaby1995 bitybaby1995
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:00am UTC
    I Know You're Taken but if i had,
    a Time-Turner
    You'd be mine.
    - Harry Potter Pick-up Lines
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    notmyformat

  2. brandygorawr brandygorawr
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:01am UTC
    What's Forrest Gump's facebook password?
    1forest1

  3. bitybaby1995 bitybaby1995
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:01am UTC
    My heart is
    splinched
    without you</3
    -harry potter pick-up lines

  4. idontwantoremember idontwantoremember
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:02am UTC
    &thatshould
    be me ;
    holding your hand..
    &thatshould
    be me,
    that should
    be me,
    that should
    be me. *

  5. music4everTLC music4everTLC
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:03am UTC
    That awkward moment when your moms in the room while your on the phone so you try to say as little as possible . . .

  6. kayxbee79 kayxbee79
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:03am UTC
    I'm such a loser for writing this in white font color.. But so are you for taking the time to highlight this & read it.. :D
    You might as well fav it now, & make my day a little better than it has been.
    Hahahahahhaha :D

  7. xoHollisterrGirlyyxo xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:05am UTC
    Am I the only girl who doesn't think that Lil Wayne is hot ? Like seriously, yellow teeth, hundreds of tattoos & disturbing lyrics? Uh no thanks! (:

  8. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:06am UTC
    Wow your mad
    somebody must of
    peed in your
    cheerios

  9. bitybaby1995 bitybaby1995
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:06am UTC
    did you survive avada ke davra?
    because
    y o u a r e . . .
    [ drop dead goregous ]
    .♥.
    not my format

  10. KPpink77 KPpink77
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:07am UTC
    You know your best friends when:
    - You dont ring the doorbell, you walk right in their house
    - You know exactly where everything is in their entire home
    - The smell of their house smells like home
    - You dont need to make them promise not to tell anyone
    - You can be completely ok with the silence and it will never get awkward
    - You do everything together
    - You text all day and never get bored
    - You say i love you and actually mean it<3

  11. Maddie14 Maddie14
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:08am UTC
    I CAN DO WHATEVER
    A GUY CAN DO
    ......
    BUT PEE STANDING
    UP ;)

  12. bitybaby1995 bitybaby1995
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Y ou can have
    the portkey to my heart<3
    not my format.
    Mine no jocking allowed =]

  13. LOVExLiFEx3 LOVExLiFEx3
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:09am UTC
    My friend asked What time is it?
    I replied It's time for you to get a watch.

  14. whoaawaffle whoaawaffle
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:10am UTC
    <
    Today i noticed
    my bed had a warning label
    on it reading,
    " WARNING.
    please do not attempt
    to swallow the mattress.
    -MLIA

  15. xolovelikewoexo xolovelikewoexo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:11am UTC
    If my parents heard half the things I say When I'm with my friends,
    I would be in soo much trouble

  16. baeqirlxO13 baeqirlxO13
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:11am UTC
    - You still mean everything to me but you just not worth the fight anymore...
    tumblr<3

  17. lizzyisalime lizzyisalime
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:12am UTC
    *Sings*
    Mitch is coming to get me from Mandy's, LALALALALALAAAAAA.

  18. faded_shimmer faded_shimmer
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:12am UTC
    To get something you've never had,
    You have to do something you've never done
    not mine*

  19. XxSports52xX XxSports52xX
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Let me go home,
    I've had my run. Baby, I'm done. I gotta go home,
    Let me go home. It'll all be all right,
    I'll be home tonight.
    I'm coming back home.

  20. Ashlee_Lynn Ashlee_Lynn
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:13am UTC
    >> I L o v e Y o u <<Has eight letters.
    But baby, so does
    >> B u l l s h i t <<
    ~~Ashlee Lynn Bowman~~ <3 c;

:)

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