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Quotes added on Monday, August 1 2011

  1. xsnowballsx xsnowballsx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Three words,
    eight letters,
    [ ] i love you
    [x]go to hell
    
    ree

  2. guillermox33 guillermox33
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Dear Mosquito,
    my blood is very valuable. Back off.
    Sincerely, Annoyed Human.
    P.S-
    I think I squished your sister...

  3. ilovewhoYOUU ilovewhoYOUU
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
    I lost you
    The guy i loved. . . love. </3

  4. LOVEfuckIt LOVEfuckIt
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
    && best friends are the ones who
    walk to the guys house who just broke your heart ,
    Slaps him, yells in his face
    Walks away, get ice cream and whip cream
    And come to your house<3

  5. laurenloveschocolatex laurenloveschocolatex
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Dear nail polish,
    Please get on my nails,
    not my fingers♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. munrochambersgf munrochambersgf
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
    I miss you baby;

  7. jellybelly101 jellybelly101
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Yes...
    I'm a girl
    I push doors that clearly say PULL
    I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
    I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
    I count on my fingers in math class
    I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
    I wish for Love every 11:11,
    [I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
    I say its a long story when it's really not
    I fall in love too hard too fast
    all I want is to kiss you in the rain
    -YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
    but thats more than it seems...

  8. michelle* michelle*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
    -Favorite For A ;
    * How Old Do You Look:
    * Do I Like Your Profile Picture:
    * Truth Is:
    * Best Feature:

  9. cookiemonstaa34 cookiemonstaa34
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    NOW HARRY, YOU MUST KNOW ALL ABOUT MUGGLES. TELL ME, WHAT EXACTLY IS THE FUNCTION OF A RUBBER DUCK?
    ~MR. WEASLEY

  10. rawr_ima_kitty rawr_ima_kitty
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    That one friend
    that screams
    "hey! isn't that where you work"
    once you pass a pole

  11. Volleyball16 Volleyball16
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    " Spinning doors, they've always scared
    me. Those things..... should be illegal."
    - Olivia (Jerseylicious)

  12. JessicaaaDianeeee* JessicaaaDianeeee*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    t
    It's a boy!
    My best friend just found out
    that her and her boyfriend
    will bring a baby boy into this world
    on 12.11.11 ♥
    Everybody's suggesting names
    but they can't make a decision.
    Her boyfriend already has a baby
    boy that's 6 months old named Carter.
    The daddy likes the names;
    Kajeer (Ky-j-ear)
    and Jewells (Jew-L's)
    So we're trying to think of boy
    names that would work perfect
    for their baby. He's half black
    and half white. So the name
    has to be suitable for both races.
    Can you help us think of baby boy names?
    it would be apreciated ♥
    not my formatt

  13. MacdaddyxD MacdaddyxD
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Hate when you want something to be let go, yet people keep bugging you to tell them ;3

  14. surfergirl24 surfergirl24
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Pauly D made me at-shirt this weekend<3333333333333333333333 best moment of my life when he said: "whoever got this shirt must be a hottie"

  15. KVelarde KVelarde
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Me- Heyy(:
    Him- Heey!(: whats up?(:
    Me- not much, whats on your mine today hun?
    Him- Same thing as always(:
    Me-which is?
    Him-you<3

  16. ginamariax3 ginamariax3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    byebyeb
    Facebook,
    Hello
    Tumblr
    <3

  17. ifLyx3 ifLyx3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    & I'm falling backk in love with you :)
    12/18/10 - ( ;

  18. Kelsey* Kelsey*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Walking very slowly into your garage thinking theres a murderer with a nive behind you...
    I know its not just me

  19. Chewy1234 Chewy1234
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:02am UTC
    To think how happyyou are with her. Makes me wanna cry.To thinkhow ‘cute’you to are. Makes me wanna scream. To think that her lipstouching yours, where mineshould be. Makes myskin tremble. To thinkthat she’s the in your arms. I can’thandle it. Your simple touchtakes me breath away.

  20. preciouswings preciouswings
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Dear Bella Swan,
    So you got pregnant and almost died?
    Told you so.
    Sincerely,
    Coach Carr

:)

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