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Quotes added on Wednesday, October 5 2011

  1. EmilyBeth05 EmilyBeth05
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:00am UTC
    D o n ' t Y o u J u s t H a t e I t W h e n
    He Loves HER,
    && YOU are INVISIBLE to HIM.

  2. icykeys icykeys
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:00am UTC
    So i when i logged into Witty i saw my quote and i was like OMG my quote made it to the top quotes then i looked up and it said "Quotes by people you follow " I was like awwww!!

  3. jules1477 jules1477
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:01am UTC
    i have 5 things to witty but its 1 am and i need to do my homework. jk. witty is more imprortant.

  4. UnLogicalLogic UnLogicalLogic
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:02am UTC
    So my mom got my aunt,
    an iPad which my aunt,
    recently n a m e d.
    T h e n a m e?
    Maxi, Maxi Pad.

  5. December_Babe December_Babe
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:03am UTC
    and the funny thing is
    they all believe me when i say im ok

  6. liveyourlife37 liveyourlife37
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:03am UTC
    you think that you know me,know me
    that’s why I’m leaving you lonely,lonely
    cause baby you don’t know a thing about me
    you don’t know athingabout me

  7. IwearBoyBoxers IwearBoyBoxers
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Searching for people on FaceBook with my name,
    ..So far,Theres alot of hottys:]

  8. IwearBoyBoxers IwearBoyBoxers
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:04am UTC
    Searching for people on FaceBook with my name,
    ..So far,Theres alot of hottys:]

  9. prettychica2010 prettychica2010
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:07am UTC
    ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. .. . THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER

  10. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:09am UTC
    I wanna know who has the same birthday
    as me ; so favorite,♥
    December 23rd?

  11. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:09am UTC
    THAT AMAZING MOMENT
    When you click 'Random' and your own quote comes out!
    Lol, JK
    THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME =(
    not my format; not my quote

  12. just_being_me_ just_being_me_
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:09am UTC
    And how can you expect people to respect you
    when you can't even
    respect yourself

  13. DalalPiromari DalalPiromari
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    THIS IS COOL :D
    OK IM DONE (:

  14. sweetpea03 sweetpea03
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:10am UTC
    ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. .. . THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER

    nmq

  15. jessie1998 jessie1998
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:10am UTC
    This pain it visits
    Almost Nightly

  16. WhtMakesUBeautiful* WhtMakesUBeautiful*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. .. . THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER

  17. jordankaylie1 jordankaylie1
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:14am UTC
    The Awkward Moment When
    I get asked to home,
    but they cant go.
    Why?
    Because they go to a different school.
    So stupid!
    nmf

  18. carolineblueeyes carolineblueeyes
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:14am UTC
    THOSE RELATIONSHIPS
    YOU HAVE
    WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND'S SIBLINGS

  19. cutiekins cutiekins
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Can i barrow a hug?...
    I promise i'll give it back

  20. flawsarebeauty flawsarebeauty
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 12:16am UTC
    He's perfect.
    He texts me everyday. Skype's me every night. Listens to every single word I have to say. Supports me in basically everything. Helps me with all my problems. And gives me outstanding advice. Makes me feel like a princess. Treats me with respect. Is always there in the hardest times. Comforts me when I am upset. Doesn't get mad if I don't do something he wants. Shows me he cares. He chooses my eyes before my boobs. Encourages me to not wear makeup, because he says I have natural beauty. Tells me I am beautiful every hour of the day. Always shows he cares about me more then anyone else. Makes me feel on top of the world. He gives me butterflies with every word he says. And is open and honest about himself to me.
    - To bad he lives miles away -
    </3

:)

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