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Quotes added on Tuesday, December 6 2011

  1. dancerlvr dancerlvr
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:00am UTC
    TEACHER: Today we are learning about the Pythagorean Theorem.
    BOY: *not paying attention* The pathalogical threesome???
    CLASS: *hysterically laughing*

  2. FiveStarBitch FiveStarBitch
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:01am UTC
    And everytime you talk about him, I feel a little lonlier inside. . .

  3. Badapple911 Badapple911
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:01am UTC
    I Think
    at least one super popular website
    should be called "LIFE"
    So that way I have a ligit answer to the question
    "do you have a life?"

  4. lol1234 lol1234
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:02am UTC
    I smile and act like nothing is wrong, it’s called:
    P U T T I N G C R A P A S I D E A N D S T A Y I N G S T R O N G

  5. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Sleep is amazing!
    nmf

  6. jujubeana97 jujubeana97
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Only the look in her eyes will determine how my day goes
    Only her smile gives me the willpower to go on
    The thought of her feeling the same as I...
    Missing the feeling of being in her arms makes me want to cry.
    When nothing goes right and I don't know what to do,
    The only thing that will keep me going is imagining her saying i miss you.
    So on a day like today...
    shes on my mind.
    <3

  7. Podrey Podrey
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Love is a irrisistible desire
    to be irrisistibly desired.
    -Robert Frost

  8. hiwittyimmichael hiwittyimmichael
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:03am UTC
    KhloeKisses ...
    I love you <3

  9. OpTicPrimeOG OpTicPrimeOG
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:03am UTC
    my life sucks.FML.</3 well a couple weeks ago i was high and well my daughter was taken from me and if im not on as much its because im fighting the court to get her back. I MISS HER SO MUCH! i have cried myself to sleep the past week:'(

  10. foreverlove144 foreverlove144
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:03am UTC
    i got with the easiest guy i could get wit..
    it just happend to be you.. !

  11. its_okay_not_to_be_okay its_okay_not_to_be_okay
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:03am UTC
    I ran into the school bathroom and
    locked the door.
    I ran over to the mirror and slammed my hands on it.
    I looked through the broken glass, mascara streaked on my face.
    I saw something written in sharpie on the stall door behind me.
    "Smile, you look beautiful today."
    And I smiled.
    Something I haven't done in a long time.
    ♥SixBIllionSecrets♥

  12. alyyx3 alyyx3
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:03am UTC
    That who loves who
    more game you play with your
    boyfriend
    damn I miss those times

  13. foreverlove144 foreverlove144
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:05am UTC
    i jump from beat to beat but never will i forget the first song. <3 #foreverinlove

  14. jujubeana97 jujubeana97
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Let me say this as simply as possible...
    I MISS YOU!<3

  15. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:08am UTC
    TIPS TO WIN AN ARGUMENT #1:
    Use short, uneccessary phrases such as;
    "Your mom."
    "In the pants"
    "I like biscuits."
    But most of all,
    "K."

  16. marrymejustin marrymejustin
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Nowhere But Up...
    EIGHT
    Justin's POV
    Was Rose already in class? Was that why her phone was off? I had to warn her about the paparazzi.
    "Justin, why are you freaking out?" Grace asked.
    "W-what are you talking about?" I asked. Did I really seem that freaked out?
    "Talk to me or I'll rip off your fingers." Grace said. She was so violent.
    "There are some pictures of me... sleeping... on the grass... outside... with Alice and Rose." I said.
    Grace punched my arm.
    "Why are you an idiot?!" She asked.
    "Ouch." I muttered. Grace rolled her eyes. She looked so innocent and gentle, but on the inside she was like a pro wrestler with anger issues.
    "I'm sorry. I was tired." I say. Grace groans.
    "You know Rose and Alice are never gonna talk to you again."She says. I hadn't thought about that...
    "Oh..." I looked at Grace. She was texting or something, obviously already over it.
    What was Rose going to say? Would she really never talk to me again?
    And Alice was unpredictable. She might ask to marry me. She might kill me. She might do anything.
    "If you call and apologize, I will kill you." Grace says.
    "Then kill me." I say. I dial Alice's number, praying that she'd answer.
    Nothing. Voicemail.
    "Ugh." I groaned. I didn't bother to leave a message. I felt sick to my stomach.
    I opened the doors to my room and ran down the stairs.
    "Justin!" Grace called.
    This needed to happen now. Now or never.
    I ran to my Range Rover and started it up.
    I had to tell Rose before she saw it somewhere.
    Alice no doubt already saw something, and the rest of the girls at their school probably knew already.
    I pulled up to Rose's school and parked my car. There were photographers everywhere, covering the left field and the right field. Reporters and their vans were scattered around the parking lot, and fans were sitting around, waiting for something. Maybe they were waiting for me.
    I ran through the crowd and pushed through the school's front doors, only to run into more photographers. All the classroom doors were locked and their windows were covered with black paper. I ran around, not sure where I was going. I didn't see a single teacher or student in the hallways until I ran into the main office.
    The walls were made of glass, so they couldn't cover them. I knocked on the door, frantic to get inside. Reporters were surrounding me, trying to turn me around, get me to talk to them.
    "What's her name, Justin?" They asked. I knocked on the door, pleading to the secretaries to open the door for me with my eyes.
    **Author's Note: Lucky I'm in love with my best friend.... Sorry, random. I have nothing else to say. Read HowtoSaveaLife17's story. We're besties now.

  17. starrynight1774 starrynight1774
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:09am UTC
    I follow back ;)

  18. Stella242 Stella242 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:10am UTC
    12 Day Challenge
    1) Describe your relationship status
    Taken by the most amazing guy in the world (:
    1) Introduce yourself with a lyric
    3) who are the most important people in your life?
    4) List your 3 favorite movies.
    5) What annoys you more than anything?
    6)What's your favorite book?
    7) Describe your personality with five words.
    8) What do you do for education/work?
    9) What's your favorite TV show?
    10) List all the people you have slept with by their initials.
    11) How many quotes have you made so far?
    12) What would you like to do in the next ten years?

  19. ZebraaxLovee ZebraaxLovee
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:10am UTC
    The moment of joy
    When you see a quote that you favorited when it was on the ' newest quotes ' page now on the ' top quotes ' page.

    nmf.

  20. jujubeana97 jujubeana97
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:10am UTC
    I'm desperate for changing
    Starving for truth
    I'm closer to where I started
    I'm chasing after you
    I'm falling even more in love with you
    Letting go of all I've held onto
    I'm standing here until you make me move
    I'm hanging by a moment here with you
    <3

:)

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