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Quotes added on Monday, June 4 2012

  1. Ivyfalling128 Ivyfalling128
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:00am UTC
    You&Me
    All of the people
    with nothing to
    do nothing to lose

  2. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Getting A Haircut With
    One Direction:
    Harry: DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR. STAY AWAY B*TCHES. AWAY.
    Liam: Harry, it's okay. They're just giving you a trim!
    Louis: Back off b*tches, I'm the only one aloud to touch the hair.
    Niall: I'm hungry. Where's the food?
    Zayn: I don't need a haircut. I'm perfect.
    Paul: For god's sake, Harry. Just let the woman trim your hair. It's fine. She won't hurt it- NIALL! You can't eat hair gel!
    Liam: Harry, it's okay...
    Louis: ...That wasn't hair gel.
    Zayn: You hear me? Perfect. I am perfect. Don't touch my hair. Perfect.
    Harry: OH. MY. GOD. DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! ARE YOU BLIND?! I SAID LEAVE THE HAIR ALONE! Niall: Maybe if you were louder Harry, they would see you.
    Liam: Niall, we've been over this. Being louder means someone will hear you, not see you.
    Paul: HARRY! PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN!
    Zayn: I AM PERFECT!
    Niall: I'm still hungry.
    Paul: We're leaving before they can sue us.
    -Tumblr/NMQ

  3. izameow11 izameow11
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:03am UTC
    when you borrow your friend's shirt
    and it smells like her.
    <3

  4. hurtingandhoping hurtingandhoping
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I cant do this
    because is dont know how
    format by: hurtingandhoping

  5. Popcorn27 Popcorn27
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Looking for a perfect girl?
    Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

  6. SportyChick98 SportyChick98
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:04am UTC
    In School
    *girl walks out to go to a b*tch fight
    Red head walks out...
    another girl follows...
    One runs out after them..
    Friend: Lets go witness this
    Me: why?
    Friend: I want to see the big read head go POWW!
    *fakes a punch
    Gosh i Love my school! :)

  7. LifeIsADisaster LifeIsADisaster happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:05am UTC
    You Know That Feeling......
    When You Worry About If He Truly Loves You or Not.
    Comment If I Should Make A Series!!! :)

  8. sarahj14504 sarahj14504
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:05am UTC
    JUST BE YOURSELF,
    THERE’S NO ONE BETTER.
    Format by Twilightgirl995

  9. emstlouis emstlouis
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I just told the guy I like how I felt !

  10. Popcorn27 Popcorn27
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:06am UTC
    She's my best-friend;
    of course I'm going to copy&paste her the whole conversation.

  11. izameow11 izameow11
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:07am UTC
    people who put apostrophe's in where there shouldn't be one...

  12. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:07am UTC
    you use to be the apple to my pie
    and now you are just the dirt to my road

  13. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:07am UTC
    ░░░░
    I feel unstopable when#11I've passed a test .♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. MeChapterTwo MeChapterTwo
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:07am UTC
    you are the best hting that's everbeenmine♥

  15. xoxcmsoftball34xox xoxcmsoftball34xox
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:07am UTC
    When you think, damn i wish i had a boyfriend just to call when im bored have him come over and cuddle and chill and be urselfff ;/

  16. Popcorn27 Popcorn27
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:09am UTC
    The best thing about this quote is that by the time you realize
    it's completely worthless, it's too late for you to stop reading it.

  17. MusicLover05 MusicLover05
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:10am UTC
    if anyone knew

  18. chelseyakameatball1 chelseyakameatball1
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:10am UTC
    90% of people will marry their 7-12 grade crush
    cool, so I'll marry my neighbor :)since you read this you will be told good news tonight but if you dont re-post your worst week will start tomorrow

  19. firefliie firefliie
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:10am UTC
    this is what makes me feel alive

  20. be_mine_ be_mine_
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Were you dropped at birth?
    Yeah, dropped in a pool of sexy.
    nmf, followme(:
    nmf, followme(:
    nmf, followme(:

:)

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