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Quotes added on Tuesday, August 21 2012

  1. Johnny_The_Ladies_Man_Bravo Johnny_The_Ladies_Man_Bravo
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god.

  2. SparksFly34 SparksFly34
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Even broken wings can fly away

  3. A_Police_Car A_Police_Car
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:00am UTC
    So I've gotten some about "certain followers"
    including:
    A_Sex_Offender
    A_Creepy_Stalker
    A_Guy_With_A_Knife
    A_40_Year_Old_Man
    If you are followed by any more of these followers, notify me immediatly for a following.
    -A_Police_Car

  4. softballchica15 softballchica15
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:00am UTC
    It's officially my birthday! :)

  5. BriBri27 BriBri27
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:00am UTC
    I feel like your replacing me.. with her

  6. jessx1223xgal jessx1223xgal
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:00am UTC
    My definition Of Perfect
    Dear readers,
    Just wanted to tell you all to go read AmberBailey's story! She's an AMAZING writer with an AMAZING story! I might just be co-writing with her sooner or later, so go read! <3

  7. dancejunkie13 dancejunkie13
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Dancer Problems #6;
    Is that tap dancing or are you trying to kill a bug?

  8. Monkeypickles123 Monkeypickles123
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:01am UTC
    *Sees an attractive male*
    Me: You're f*cking atrractive.
    Him: What?
    Me:
    Me: I meant...I like your pants.
    Him:..?
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Tree:
    Brittany Spears:
    Telletubies:
    Chris Brown:
    Me: Heh...kbye.

  9. jessyss jessyss
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Don't leave somthing good to find somthing
    better..because once you realize you had the best, the best has found better ♥
    nmq and nmf

  10. Little_Old_Me Little_Old_Me
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:01am UTC
    The only thing tears will do is blur your vision.

  11. danceoff101 danceoff101
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:02am UTC
    When I see a hot guy I always think right away "Imagine if someone ever turned Him down"

  12. NytemareLuvsYooh NytemareLuvsYooh
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I would love a witty bestfriend! Someone who is willing to give me they’re number and twitter! :D

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Person: Why do you love One Direction? They'll never love you back.
    Me: Why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway.

  14. JenHeartsYuu JenHeartsYuu
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:03am UTC
    My friend Erica is writing a 1D fanfic.
    Wanna be in it?
    Here you go: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6178940
    Good Luck!

  15. cassiejayy* cassiejayy*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I just thought about you again, it's been a while, but I will never forget you Bryan... I still miss you & I'm finally realizing that I will never see you again. I wish I could have said goodbye :'(

  16. basketballchickkforeveer1 basketballchickkforeveer1
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:03am UTC
    can I talk to someone tonight ? Please .

  17. ChaoticBeautyxo* ChaoticBeautyxo*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Tonight I swam with glowing jellyfish.
    >>>How can people say there is not God?

  18. KrissanLeigh KrissanLeigh
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Freshman Year
    Chapter: 1
    The school year started off as any normal school year would. Except this time I had a boyfriend going into the beginning of the school year. His name was Connor, he has amazing blue eyes, tall, nice and everything I could ask for, except one thing. We didnt talk alot. He hated to text and like to talk on the phone like everyother night. And I had learned to except that. Then, one day, in history class this cute guy walked in and sat behind me, pretending to be in our class since we had a sub. His name is Steven. And we became friends. A couple of days later I went to the mall with a group of friends an this guy, Jason, kept trying to hold my hand, but i wouldnt let him. Then we were sitting outside and he kissed me on the cheek twice and I was almost in tears. And he kept saying break up with Connor, dont like Steven and date me. (Stevn and I had started talking by then) that night or the next day I broke up with Connor, and ended up walking in the halls holding hands with Steven.
    Hopefully, you read this and if you did thank you :)
    P.S sorry if it was kind of long

  19. bre_woof bre_woof
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Thanks For Nothing
    Chapter 18
    "Why do you look like you've never been in a limo before?" Tony asked.
    "Because I haven't," I mumbled.
    "What?!" He asked.
    I shrugged and looked at the ground.
    "Aw," he said grabbing me into a hug.
    Before he got the chance to pull away, Jaime put his arm in between us.
    "SEPERATE!" He screamed.
    I facepalmed and stared at him.
    "Really?" I asked.
    "Yes, really. You're sitting next to me in the limo and at the restaurant by the way." He
    told me with a smile.
    I rolled my eyes and stepped inside, sliding all the way down so Jaime could sit next to me.
    "Cockblock," I heard Tony say.
    I quieted my giggles with my hand.
    He looked at me and smiled, but Jaime put his face right infront of me so
    I could no longer see him.
    "Jaime, what are you trying to do here?" I asked him angrily.
    "I don't know what you're talking about," he replied sweetly.
    Mike chuckled and closed the door.
    We drove for a good 45 minutes before we got to our destination.
    I looked at the building and read the sign telling us where we were.
    It was called South Coast Winery.
    We walked inside and we were led to a dining room.
    It was absolutely beautiful. Good thing Vic told me to dress up.
    Jaime chuckled at my shocked expression and led me to the end of the table.
    He sat next to me and Tony was seated at the other end.
    I sighed and looked at my menu.
    When we were done ordering, out of the corner of my eye I saw
    Tony leaing forward so he could look at me.
    Jaime purposely blocked his view and started talking to me.
    "Why are you guys doing this to me?" Tony whined to Mike and Vic.
    Mike gave him a pity look and Vic looked as if he wanted to cry.
    Jaime ignored his question and kept rambling on about tattoos or something.
    "Speaking of tattoos, wanna come with me to get one?" I piped up suddenly.
    He stopped talking and all the guys looked at me.
    "DUH!" Jaime yelped as he hugged me.
    He kissed my cheek right as the food arrived and I tried to ignore
    Tony's jealous stare.
    I sighed and we all ate in silence.
    Jaime, Vic, and Mike all split a dessert and I just sat there and stared at the table.
    "What's wrong Kotabear?" Jaime asked me.
    I shrugged but didn't say anything.
    "Dee?" I heard Mike call me.
    I looked down the table at him. "Yeah Mike?"
    "Come here."
    I let out a deep breath before getting up and walking over to him.
    He pulled me down so he could whisper in my ear.
    "You know Tony really likes you, right?" He asked.
    "Yes," I replied.
    "Well?"
    "I like him too.. obviously," I informed him.
    He nodded and he let me go and turned back towards the table.
    I stood there for a few seconds and Tony turned to say something to Mike and
    smiled when he saw me standing there.
    He opened his mouth to say something to me but Jaime called my name.
    "Deeeeeeeee! I need to talk to youuuuuu!"
    I sighed and mouthed 'later' to Tony.
    He nodded and I went back to my seat.
    "Yes, Jaime?" I growled.
    "We're getting tattoos tomorrow, okay?"
    I nodded and the check came to the table.
    Jaime slowly slid it towards Vic, grinning like an idiot.
    I giggled and within the next 15 minutes, we were out the door and Tony was
    running towards me.
    Before he reached me, I ducked into the limo and slid into the far corner.
    He followed me and practically sat on my lap, covering my face in kisses.
    "It's not like I died," I whispered, laughing at his eagerness.
    "Okay, break it up!" Jaime hissed.
    I pouted at him and told him how much I loved him.
    "You're the best person on the whole planet Jaime, and I love you a lot.
    And we're getting tattoos tomorrow so you should let me stay here and not
    force Tony away."
    Tony chuckled into my shoulder and Jaime sighed and agreed to let us stay.
    I punched the air in victory and talked to Tony the rest of the ride home.
    Hi, okay I like this chapter okay
    Format by Yayrey

  20. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Theres Only..
    1 Thing
    2 Do
    3 Words
    4 You!
    I Love Youu!
    From one of my favorite songs in the world! Favorite pleasee??

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