Quotes added on Sunday, January 13 2013

mfultonxo
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:00am UTC

I am always
hungry...

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wanderlusting
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:02am UTC

I f f i r s t i s t h e w o r s t & s e c o n d i s t h e b e s t ,
then why do i always feel the worst when i come in second?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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alligatorsky
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:04am UTC

I know this is so immature, but I literally just sit here at my laptop looking at someone's profile on Facebook, almost crying because of how attractive they are. And I want to message them but I'm wayyyy too scared.

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SierraRedieske
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:04am UTC

It's not easy to meet the friends of someone you've fallen in love with.

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CancerousLust
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:04am UTC

I got a papercut today
It was small, but it stung
It reminded me of my childhood
Sometimes I think about life
It's big, like a roller coaster
Except not
Like Snoop Lion I also
Believe that I am Bob Marley
Reincarnated
Shorty did in fact
Wear them apple bottom jeans
even
Boots with the fur
Everyone was indeed looking at her
when she hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shorty got low
Short got so low
Her life is spiraling down
Shorty has hit rock bottom
-anonymous

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Cammie
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:04am UTC

The Internet
is a lot like ancient Eygt, people writing on walls and worshiping cats

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AustinH
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:05am UTC

I can see you're sad.
Even through your smile,
And even through your laugh.
I can see it in your eyes.

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SyddLoohoo
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:06am UTC

things are going to change.

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Suffering
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:06am UTC

when she leaves you,
i hope it crushes you into tiny pieces.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wanderlusting
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:07am UTC

you can deny it all you want,
but if it still hurts, you still care.

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GreenDay21
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:08am UTC

I missed the last bus that goes to my apartment,
so instead of walking home I was going to ask my roommate for a ride.
But she gets drunk a lot...
So I wanted to make sure she wasn't drinking before I asked her to pick me up.
I texted her:
Me: "Have you been drinking?"
Her: "I had some Kool-Aid just a few minutes ago...
Why do you ask?"

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xAshleyLuvsBVB
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:08am UTC

I wonder.
I wonder what you think of me now.
I wonder how your life is without me.
I wonder what you think when you see me.
I wonder if you ever regret being friends with me.
I wonder if you really meant all those things you used to say to me.
I wonder if all those things you said were really lies.
I wonder what you were thinking the day you stopped talking to me.
I wonder if you ever thought of talking to me again.
I wonder if our friendship ever meant anything at all.
I really wonder...

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CarCar27
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:10am UTC

Hey followers,
Remember a while back, when I said I was running for Royalty?
Guess who got Second Attendant:)
Thanks everyone who supported me. It means a lot. You guys are amazing

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SierraRedieske
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:10am UTC

Would he find her? Without a question. Would he save her? Always.

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TheMonster
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:11am UTC

I just find this adorable.
My boyfriend's little cousin is visiting him and she kept saying
"I want to see your girlfriend."
So after a while he asked to Skype because she kept begging to see me.
So while they were at McDonald's I skyped with his little cousin and she kept saying
"You're so pretty. I love you."
(Keep in mind that I have never actually met her. She has just seen a couple pictures of me.)
So after Skyping with her for about a minute my boyfriend texted me saying
"She likes you a lot. She keeps saying you are very gorgeous. She also wants to meet you."
This 4 year old girl made my day so much better.
♥

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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:11am UTC

I have to help plan prom and I don't even think I'm going.
Oh the irony of my life

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angeldog105
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:11am UTC

SUICIDE:
Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do?
its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
staystrong
signatures:
dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
daddygirl99.
notyouraverageb*tch
Smileyz316
xpeacexbluex
SexiPurpleZebra
conklineli5280
kaerottina
Eatmypants
quotinglikeaboss
xoStayBeautifulxo
Meganbbz
AnaisHeartsYou
Marie1388
ImNotAlone
SecretGurl123
bananaman
ProudToBeGeeky
KateehKracklady of the night
eternalsunshinex
BooILoveSkittles
JustinBieber4ever
screwsociety
Green1098
brancsy
Jahyvie
EjSweet2♥
imkrazydealwithit
TheExpertDirectioner♥
Cutorable♥
♥skaterrules23
Sugarlollies78♥
theweirdkid
mynameBSarah
jennajohnston789
angeldog105

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Just_Keep_Swimming
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 12:13am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: i like cats
Stranger: cool
You: i really like cats
Stranger: cooler
You: i so very much like cats
Stranger: coolest
You: I love cats
Stranger: well by
You: I LOVE CATS SO FREAKIN MUCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'M EXPECTING ALL MY FUTURE RELASHONSHIPS TO GO JUST LIKE THIS.
>.<

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