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Quotes added on Wednesday, January 16 2013

  1. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:01am UTC
    One Puff, One Cut, One Sip
    Would Make All This So Much Easier,
    But I'm Finally Strong Enough To Say No.

  2. Irishvalley01 Irishvalley01
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:02am UTC
    Hey guys! Go follow my new account, askmeallthemquestions. It's an advice page, so if you want advice on relationships, highschool, or just life in general either comment on my page, comment on one of my quotes, or just chat me(: Thanks!

  3. YourFavoriteHipsterChick YourFavoriteHipsterChick
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:10am UTC
    ATTENTION ISABELLA AND KATHLEEN
    Dear Isabella And Kathleen,
    Hey it's the tall one that looks like John Lennon. Now that I got your attention, I miss you guys. And It's just crushes me to see that were not hanging out at all. And I just take a big poop whenever I think of Isabella moving. Please don't move. Westland needs you! We need you. Anywho, I can't help to smile when I think of that summer. It had to be the best I can remember. To think you guys talk very little now, just brings me sadness. ( Yes I've been reading too much) I mean I remember that one time you guys had me do your homework... wait that was a few months ago. The time you guys camped out and we got the golf cart stuck in the muddy crops? I do. The time on the D.C. trip we were sharpie testing everyone? MHM I DOOO .The time we would get on omegle for hours for no reason? yupyup. The time we spent the whole entire night at your dad's farm, and Isabella would jump out and scare us, so we called her mom.... we were that scared izzy -.- Everytime we would go to your farm at night and the horse would be listening to michael jackson? suuuure do. Or when we went to the arts in the ally, and got John Lennon? heck yeah. when we went to that festivel and we had a fruit fight? I remember. I know you guys do too, because that was some of the best times of my life. I'm just writing this stuff out because, what if I get brain loss or something and can't remember anything. Well for one your name is Alexis, You are 13,
    your true bestfriends are Isabella and Kathleen
    if you couldn't take a hint.
    and you love them a whole lot.
    Love,
    John, Paul, Alexis, Ellis, Lexie.
    p.s I didn't read through this.

  4. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Even though i saw it coming,
    It still hurts.

  5. ElloMyNameIsBrr ElloMyNameIsBrr
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:14am UTC
    goodbye witty.... there will be a new owner to this account... im sorry.

  6. imfamousonline imfamousonline
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:16am UTC
    i fail at everything i do. what the heck is wrong with me?

  7. lovesickmak99 lovesickmak99
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:18am UTC
    OH HELL TO THE NAW.
    You steal my taco.
    YOU GOING DOWN.

  8. redstarburst redstarburst
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:18am UTC
    Patiently waiting for a better tomorrow.

  9. distance distance
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:20am UTC
    everyone who is anything
    always started out as nothing
    they were the quiet kids who
    were made fun of. not the popular
    cheerleader or football star
    smiles of children.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | i n s p i r a t i o n s

  10. Ijust34 Ijust34
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:22am UTC
    My mom just said "Remember when you used to watch the Ninja Power Rangers?"
    My god mom, don't even.

  11. InfinityOnHiatus InfinityOnHiatus
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:23am UTC
    a daydream away
    an all time low fanfiction
    chapter 3
    *jack's p.o.v*
    Myah had her arms wrapped around my waist and my left arm draped over her shoulder. Finally. I've been waiting years to tell her how I felt. How I thought she was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen. How I was hopelessly in love with her.
    "Hey," I suggested, "let's go to the photobooth."
    "But Jack, I have makeup smeared everywhere. I look terrible. I don't ever want you to see me like this again."
    "Shh." I put one finger over her mouth. "You've never looked so beautiful."
    Her petite mouth curled into a smile. "You're perfect." She said.
    "Not as perfect as you." I kissed her forehead as she crinkled her nose. "So come on, here's the photobooth." I dragged her in and sat her down on my lap.
    "Can I at least wipe off my makeup before we do this?"
    "Fine. Since you won't believe me about how perfect you are." I acted like I was pouting.
    "Jack Bassam Barakat, you're not going to get me with that fake pouting crap."
    "Whatever. At least let me help you." I took a tissue out of her hand and wiped away the evidence of her tears.
    "Now I don't have ANY makeup on! Jack! I look terrible!" Myah whined.
    "You look stunning. Beyond perfect. In fact, don't ever wear makeup again."
    She looked over at me and her blue eyes shined. "I love you." She whispered.
    "I love you, too." I said as I leaned in and kissed her.
    *myah's p.o.v*
    Jack pulled me into the photobooth with him, even though I really didn't want to. I still had makeup smeared all over my face. But, if Jack was happy, then okay. He dragged me onto his lap and smiled his perfect smile at me.
    "Can I at least wipe off my makeup before we do this?" I whined. I just wanted to wipe off the mascara and eyeliner on my cheeks. The rest was fine.
    Jack started his fake whining crap. Why does he do this to me? He's so cute when he does, and I don't know how long I can stay somewhat strong. "Fine. Since you won't believe me about how perfect you are." He pouted.
    "Jack Bassam Barakat, you're not going to get me with that fake pouting crap." I had to stay strong this time.
    "Whatever. At least let me help you." He said as he took a tissue from my hand. He's so sweet. After he wiped my face, I checked how I looked in the photobooth's screen.
    "Now I don't have ANY makeup on! Jack! I look terrible!"
    "You look stunning. Beyond perfect. In fact, don't ever wear makeup again."
    God, he was so perfect. "I love you." I said softly as I looked over at him.
    He smiled, "I love you, too." He said before leaning in to kiss me.


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:37am UTC
    Owning a cat:
    Expectation:
    Owner: Bad kitty, off the table!
    Cat: *obeys*
    Reality:
    Owner: Bad kitty, off the table!
    Cat: *hiss*
    Owner: Yes master.

  14. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:38am UTC
    You may lie sometimes to me
    But
    Your eyes can not lie to me

  15. Am_I_Alice Am_I_Alice
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:38am UTC
    The serenade
    of a broken brain
    Of thoughts unkind
    a shattered mind

  16. Ijust34 Ijust34
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:39am UTC
    Me in the shower: One day I'm going to just stop living, I'm going to wither up alone, my world will change. My friends will forget me and amazing things will happen like the cure for cancer and I won't be there.
    Me going to bed: What if your birthmark was the place where you were in your last life?
    Me during the day: How do you spell tree

  17. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:40am UTC
    You are my eyes

  18. redstarburst redstarburst
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:42am UTC
    Life is to short to even care at all.
    im losing my mind
    im losing my mind
    LOSING CONTROL...

  19. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:44am UTC
    You didn't come this far
    Just to fall apartt

  20. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:49am UTC
    If you can think
    Then
    You can do it

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