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Quotes added on Saturday, July 6 2013

  1. TypicalTeen TypicalTeen
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:02am UTC
    Sorry hun but unlike you I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more like a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.

  2. thistooshallpassxx thistooshallpassxx
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:03am UTC
    why do you care if...
    a girl and a girl date? or a boy and a boy?
    if it doesn't interfere with your life..
    STAY OUT OF IT!

  3. insertcoolnamehere insertcoolnamehere
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:03am UTC
    i don’t even socialize on this website anymore i just kinda sit here


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. insertcoolnamehere insertcoolnamehere
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:06am UTC
    why is it that the “awkward, unsocial, ugly" girl is literally the prettiest in every movie? no man that’s not how u give me hope ok

  6. you_rock you_rock
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:07am UTC
    when life gets you down
    or if you need a ride downtown
    I'll be there for you

  7. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:07am UTC
    You know whats odd to me?
    Numbers that aren't divisable by 2.

  8. i_eat_rainbows i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:08am UTC
    “It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past.”
    — Jim Bishop

  9. insertcoolnamehere insertcoolnamehere
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:10am UTC
    the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods

  10. Twisted Twisted
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:10am UTC
    "CM Punk is the best in the world"
    -Twisted ^^

  11. insertcoolnamehere insertcoolnamehere
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:12am UTC
    my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
    I have never been more distraught in my entire life

  12. Twisted Twisted
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:15am UTC
    "Twisted Angel, 4ever will remember"
    -Twisted <3

  13. i_eat_rainbows i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:15am UTC
    What each kiss means
    -Kiss on the forehead: We're cute together
    -Kiss on the cheek: We're friends
    -Kiss on the hand: I adore you
    -Kiss on the neck: I want you, now
    -Kiss on the shoulder: You're perfect
    -Kiss on the lips: I Love You

  14. insertcoolnamehere insertcoolnamehere
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:16am UTC
    my plans after high school? well, i was thinking i’d [loud truck horn as it rushes by]

  15. i_eat_rainbows i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:18am UTC
    9 Things I Hate About Everyone
    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
    2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

  16. insertcoolnamehere insertcoolnamehere
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:18am UTC
    “it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

  17. Sierra_A_Redieske Sierra_A_Redieske
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:20am UTC
    When you invited me to that pool party, my whole world was lifted.
    When you came to the door to meet me, I got the biggest smile and I got the whole zoo in my stomach.
    When you left to go hang out with your friends and then didn't talk to me at all, my heart was broken...
    I thought you said you liked me, I thought we felt the same about each other.
    What happened?

  18. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:21am UTC
    I want you.
    I've wanted you since the day we met.
    I'll want you when we're eighty.
    I'll want you at your hightest high.
    I'll want you at your lowest low.
    I just want you.

  19. Twisted Twisted
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:22am UTC
    <3 "I think about you all the time, even in my dreams" <3

  20. i_eat_rainbows i_eat_rainbows
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:22am UTC
    Someday your prince charming will come.
    Mine just took a wrong turn,
    got lost,
    and is too stubborn to ask for
    directions.

:)

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