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Quotes added on Friday, August 30 2013

  1. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:00am UTC
    I've never seen a Purple Cow,
    I never hope to see one
    But I can tell you, anyhow,
    I'd rather see than be one.♥
    -Gelett Burgess

  2. ShaniaL ShaniaL
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:00am UTC
    I wonder if she is happier without me....like i see her all the time but i dont really like watch her to see if she is truly happy i just look away as fast as i can.....im pretty sure she is alot happier without me pestering her all the time...I wonder if this hurts her just as much as it hurts me...i sure hope not because this hurts worse then getting hit by a truck.

  3. ✨Clueless✨* ✨Clueless✨*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:00am UTC
    CHLOE I KNOW YOUR SISTERS GOT IT GOING ON Good work Radio Disney

  4. smalltowngirl95 smalltowngirl95
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:01am UTC
    Pick up lines:
    1. Boy are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
    2. Whats that on your face? Oh wait beautiful doesnt come off.
    3. Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
    4. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see.
    5. Is your dad a thief, Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

  5. BlackberryPicking BlackberryPicking
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:02am UTC
    When you see something...
    And all you can think is
    THIS IS GOLD OH MY GOD.
    Is that just me?

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:05am UTC
    they'll write on my grave stone; I loved you
    MORE THAN I SHOULD


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:06am UTC
    I am 95 lbs of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense.

  9. YourWorthIt YourWorthIt
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:06am UTC
    BEING WEIRD IS JUST A SIDE EFFECT OF BEING AWESOME:)

  10. MusicIsMyLastHope MusicIsMyLastHope
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:06am UTC
    Tell 'em that its my birthday when I party like that

  11. Brady* Brady*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:07am UTC
    Apparently if you're a Guy Directioner, you're attractive, cute, adorable, amazing , sexy , my new Husband and many more stuff .-. haha... These are the things girls say to me when I tell them I'm a Guy Directioner , gotta love life :P

  12. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:10am UTC
    I have one week until my eighteenth birthday.
    One week until I become an adult,
    one week until I'm not a child anymore.

  13. BlackberryPicking BlackberryPicking
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:13am UTC
    You know that i could use somebody...
    Someone like you.

  14. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:17am UTC
    It is abhorrent to me when a fine intelligence is paired with an unsavory character. - Albert Einstein.

  15. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:18am UTC
    Can't you just see all the f.cks I give?
    Yea...
    Me neither

  16. Gwenna2064 Gwenna2064
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Gwenna|Lesbian&Straight|Happy

  17. emilycatxx emilycatxx
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:20am UTC
    i'm going to be healty and lose weight
    *eats pizza*
    *eats chocolate*
    *drinks soda*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. BeautifulCreature BeautifulCreature
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:23am UTC
    maybe we should all get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.

  20. YourWorthIt YourWorthIt
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:27am UTC
    You are perfect! Everyone is perfect in there own way! Dont let others tell you you ugly, fat, stupied, ect. None of the things they say is true! You are all special people and you need to notice that. So dont starve yourself, dont wear alot of make up, dont fake a smile wear a real on, dont let others push you around, ect. Be strong! You are perfect!

:)

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