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Quotes added on Wednesday, November 20 2013

  1. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:01am UTC
    I hate nights where you just can't stop thinking.

  2. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:03am UTC
    Me trying to pull a smooth one:
    Me: "Hey, am I invisible?"
    Girl-no, why?
    Me:"So you CAN see me?"
    Girl-yepp.
    Me:"How about tomorrow night?"
    Girl- ......
    Me: .....
    Me: "No? ... Okay." *walks away*

  3. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:10am UTC
    i wanna die

  4. 4everyettobediscovered 4everyettobediscovered
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:10am UTC
    they tell you to be differernt,
    but then judge you because you arn't the same.

  5. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:23am UTC
    How to Successfully Throw A Pick-up Line
    Back in a Guy's Face:
    Boy: Where've you been all my life?
    Girl: Hiding from you.
    Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
    Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.
    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man:Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do Not Enter.
    Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
    Man: I'd go through anything for you.
    Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.
    Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    Woman: Maybe I got your share..
    Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
    Woman: OK. Get out.
    Man: I think I could make you very happy.
    Woman: Why? Are you leaving??
    Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

  6. ICameInLikeADinosaur ICameInLikeADinosaur
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:32am UTC
    Try to say goodbye and I choke.
    Try to walk away and I stumble.
    Though I try to hide it, it's clear.
    My whole world crumbles when you are not near.

  7. ICameInLikeADinosaur ICameInLikeADinosaur
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:37am UTC
    How do you make your profile all pretty!?!?!?! <3

  8. LostGirls* LostGirls*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:40am UTC
    hey all its irrinni again, I have a nother video please please check it out and subscribe to my channel
    http://youtu.be/AQ7KGeU6JfU

  9. zreik23 zreik23
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:02am UTC
    can my life get any worse ugh just great I lost my job to much stress is just in top of me im seriously about to go crazy my life just basically sucks just horrible :(

  10. LifeIsDeeperThanScars LifeIsDeeperThanScars
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:04am UTC
    All my desires have been taken away, death is all I have left, so I will die the way I please unless you kill me before then.

  11. summerbaby6 summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:05am UTC
    *finishes shaving legs* me:DONE! me: In record time too. me: I mean I only started 6 hours ago*crys*

  12. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:07am UTC
    If you don't think I miss you
    then you're out of your mind.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. Unknown Potato * Unknown Potato *
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:26am UTC
    THANK ZOMBIE JESUS

  15. Superman x x * Superman x x *
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:26am UTC
    why do we have to have homework -.- x

  16. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:28am UTC
    Why is it:
    That whenever I listen to one sad song, for no reason other than I like it. Then I keep listening to them, and now went from one song to abut 30 and am now crying my eyes out??... I mean all you need is that little bit to get hooked, then a litle bit more when- Bam! Your life is a train wreck... (Danisnotonfire anyone???? ;D)
    (But seriously, Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this... .-.)

  17. WantingTheEnd WantingTheEnd
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:38am UTC
    'cause a day without you, it just isn't fair.

  18. motz_ztom* motz_ztom*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:57am UTC
    No one hears me.

  19. motz_ztom* motz_ztom*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 2:03am UTC
    I get upset rather easily.
    I'm sorry.

  20. mightaswellsmile mightaswellsmile
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 2:31am UTC
    my life will never amount to be nothing
    with you by my side, I'll be perfectly fine
    ♥♣♥

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