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Quotes added on Saturday, April 12 2014

  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:00am UTC
    It's a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you're ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.

  2. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:03am UTC
    i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say
    “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and
    “i feel like wearing boobs today”
    or
    “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on”
    and “boobs just aren’t my thing”
    like this would honestly solve like 10 of my problems

  3. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:04am UTC
    & you're not ready for the next if
    you're still responding to your ex.

  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:05am UTC
    "The real things haven't changed. It is still best to be honest and truthful; to make the most of what we have; to be happy with simple pleasures; and have courage when things go wrong."
    — Laura Ingalls Wilder

  5. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:10am UTC
    & a boyfriend should always send his
    girlfriend a goodmorning text as well
    as a goodnight text, even when they
    are fighting, just to let her know she's
    still on his mind.

  6. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:11am UTC
    there are
    DEVILISH THOUGHTS IN EVEN
    the most angelic minds.

  7. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:13am UTC
    And boys,
    no girl wants to hear
    about your other girls.

  8. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:16am UTC
    ladies and gentlemen,
    you'll never find the right person if you can't let go of the wrong ones.


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  10. KrazyKira KrazyKira
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:26am UTC
    Witty....
    I hate to break it to you, but you're dead.
    I come on here and there is nothing new..
    Were did all the wittians go?
    I come one here to read quotes...I can't read qoutes if there are no new quotes..
    Please step up our game Witty.
    Thank you :)
    Sincerly ~ A concerned Wittian <3

  11. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:41am UTC
    Sometimes you can't explain what you see in a person. It's just the way they take you to a place where no one else can.


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  13. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:49am UTC
    you don't need another human being to make your life complete, but let's be honest. having your wounds kissed by someone who doesn't see them as disasters in your soul but cracks to put their love into is the most calming thing in this world.

  14. Parrotfish* Parrotfish*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:51am UTC
    WOKE UP IN THE KITCHEN
    SAYING HOW THE HELL
    DID THIS SH/T HAPPEN?


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  18. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 1:57am UTC
    It isn't April Fools' Day anymore, How I Met Your Mother creators It's time to release the real finale This joke isn't funny anymorepls guys

  19. noortycool999 noortycool999
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 2:05am UTC
    instagram+twitter+facebook+kik=low battery
    we need a car battery

  20. infinityCx* infinityCx*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 2:32am UTC
    i hate pants that make it look like I have a bo.ner when I sit. then I remember im a girl but I still worry about someone thinking I have a bo.ner.

:)

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