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Quotes added on Friday, June 13 2014

  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:05am UTC
    NOW YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY;
    WELL HONEY, I AGREE.

  2. KrazyKira KrazyKira
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:10am UTC
    Why do I always like someone who either is
    A: In a relationship
    B: Doesn't like me
    C: Likes a different person more than they like me
    D: Doesn't even know I exsist
    This sucks.... :c

  3. Imdrunkonyou Imdrunkonyou
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:12am UTC
    Welcome to the farm, Where you can roll your windows down.
    Baby take my arm, Ain't hearing nothing, Such a Beautiful Sound.
    We can take the tractor down the road, Go walking around the Bend
    Lay by the river, Climb up in the barn

  4. KrazyKira KrazyKira
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:17am UTC
    Has anyone seen my quote?
    I seem to have let it slip from my mind.

  5. KrazyKira KrazyKira
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:21am UTC
    Today has been a sad day...
    My mother burnt the last package of bacon...
    and my neighbors finally locked me out of their Wi-fi.
    I don't know how much more sadness I can take..

  6. SuicideSilencee SuicideSilencee
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:21am UTC
    "...and these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds
    are immune to your consultations
    . they're quite aware of what they're going through..."

  7. foodandcats foodandcats
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:22am UTC
    i hate english class
    srsly tho i cant english
    im broken englished
    #englishnotbeingyourfirstlanguageproblems

  8. KrazyKira KrazyKira
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:25am UTC
    I'm not saying I will kill you and get away with it...
    I'm just saying I have watched one to many crime shows...
    I know what I can and can not leave behind at a murder scene.
    Not to mention I can kill you and make it look like satan did it.
    Don't mess with me sweet cheeks.

  9. KrazyKira KrazyKira
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:30am UTC
    "Beautiful" (Christina Aguilera)
    Don't look at me
    Every day is so wonderful
    Then suddenly it's hard to breathe.
    Now and then I get insecure
    From all the pain, I'm so ashamed.
    I am beautiful no matter what they say.
    Words can't bring me down.
    I am beautiful in every single way.
    Yes, words can't bring me down... Oh no.
    So don't you bring me down today.
    To all your friends you're delirious,
    So consumed in all your doom.
    Trying hard to fill the emptiness.
    The pieces gone, left the puzzle undone.
    is that the way it is?
    You are beautiful no matter what they say
    Words can't bring you down....oh no
    You are beautiful in every single way
    Yes, words can't bring you down, oh, no
    So don't you bring me down today...
    No matter what we do
    (no matter what we do)
    No matter what we say
    (no matter what we say)
    We're the song inside the tune
    Full of beautiful mistakes
    And everywhere we go
    (and everywhere we go)
    The sun will always shine
    (the sun will always, always shine)
    And tomorrow we might wake on the other side
    We are beautiful no matter what they say
    Yes, words won't bring us down, no, no
    We are beautiful in every single way
    Yes, words can't bring us down, oh, no
    So don't you bring me down today
    Oh, yeah, don't you bring me down today, yeah, ooh
    Don't you bring me down ooh... today

  10. KrazyKira KrazyKira
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:33am UTC
    Me: Is your name Homework?
    Them: Um...No...Why?
    Me: Becuase..I'm not doing you, and I should.

  11. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:41am UTC
    A person doesn't know truehurt and suffering untilthey've felt the pain of fallingin love with someone who's affections lie elsewhere-rose gordon, her imperfect groom

  12. Breannnnnanichole Breannnnnanichole
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:51am UTC
    Honestly, I just wish I could be
    all that you need me to be.

  13. KrazyKira KrazyKira
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:52am UTC
    Someone oce told me I looked like an "Adorable homeless person"
    Like How do I even reply to that?

  14. LovinYouIsEasy LovinYouIsEasy
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 1:05am UTC
    It's only been a week since you left....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 1:40am UTC
    We're taking this easyCause darling that's what dreams are made of

  17. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 2:21am UTC
    I bought some c0ndoms the other day that said 'Ribbed for her pleasure' but I wore them inside out because I'm a selfish b@stard.

  18. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 2:25am UTC
    I'm so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign.And before that, we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that sh*t

  19. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 2:39am UTC
    me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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