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Quotes added on Friday, September 19 2014

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3. HelloKittyy11
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   September 19, 2014 12:31am UTC
   My pride is stronger than my feelings don't try to play me I could think of you 24/7 and you still wouldn't hear from me..
   
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4. capsized*
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   September 19, 2014 12:31am UTC
   i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.
   
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5. capsized*
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   September 19, 2014 12:32am UTC
   tell your girlfriend I’m sorry for being prettier than her
   
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6. capsized*
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   September 19, 2014 12:33am UTC
   i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
   
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7. capsized*
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   September 19, 2014 12:34am UTC
   naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it
   
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8. capsized*
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   September 19, 2014 12:34am UTC
   Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
   
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9. capsized*
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   September 19, 2014 12:35am UTC
   ok but consider this
   who cares???
   
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10. 
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11. BadMeetsEvil
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    September 19, 2014 12:38am UTC
    why is it that i find myself always picking up the pieces of my own crumbling heart?
    
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13. capsized*
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    September 19, 2014 12:43am UTC
    dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
     
    
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15. capsized*
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    September 19, 2014 12:44am UTC
    i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me
    
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16. capsized*
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    September 19, 2014 12:45am UTC
    nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
    
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17. capsized*
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    September 19, 2014 12:45am UTC
    i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time
    
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19. capsized*
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    September 19, 2014 12:46am UTC
    one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
    no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are s****y
    
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