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Quotes added on Sunday, November 30 2014

  1. theonewithin theonewithin
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 12:00am UTC
    Common SenseIs like deodorant.The people that need it mostNever use it.

  2. theonewithin theonewithin
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 12:01am UTC
    When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be very disappointed that they are not it.

  3. theonewithin theonewithin
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 12:07am UTC
    Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes that reason is your stupid and make bad decisions.

  4. theonewithin theonewithin
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 12:09am UTC
    Me and the Gummy Bears have a plot to take over the world. But shhIts a secret

  5. theonewithin theonewithin
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 12:11am UTC
    Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel theTrue Warmth.

  6. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 12:21am UTC
    Follow me down to the water
    Through the trip wires in your head
    Through the seven layers
    Of your holy bed

  7. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 12:24am UTC

    When completely untrue statements are made about me or my health, of course a part of me wants to defend. Thing is, people have a right to imagine what they want to imagine. My job at those moments is to tell myself the truth. Am I taking care of myself in a healthy way? Am I respecting myself and being responsible? And over and over, I answer yes to that question.
    -emma stone

  8. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 12:52am UTC

    ALEX!
    For the
    Love of
    God,
    Will you
    S t o p
    and record
    some Drums?
    Holy $h it!


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 1:11am UTC

    How 'bout
    you seriously
    drink a
    nice,
    Cold,
    glass of
    Shut the
    F u ( k up
    ?


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 1:29am UTC
    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

  13. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 1:45am UTC
    So it's gonna be forever
    or it's gonna go down in flames.

  14. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 1:47am UTC
    'Cause we're young and we're reckless,
    we'll take this way too far.

  15. anna* anna*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 2:11am UTC
    if you dislike pb&j you're pb&notokay

  16. Arsonal* Arsonal*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 2:45am UTC
    It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you,
    There's nothing that 100 men or more could ever do
    just like the rain down in Africa
    It's gonna take some time but I know you're worth fighting for
    - Jason Derulo

  17. rach* rach*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 2:47am UTC
    "In Long Island, they choked that poor man to death. In Missouri, Mike Brown caught one in the head. Couple days later, they shot another [guy] 9 times and had the audacity to cuff him, after he was dead. All that blood spilled, all them tears shed, all these young, unfinished lives ended. If I [commit] murder I'll get 25 to life but if a cop commit[s] murder, he only get[s] suspended? F*ck your uniform, f*ck your badge, f*ck your weapon, [you're] supposed to protect us, instead you want us to fear you, and practice on us; all those lethal tactics that they teach you. Stop abusing your power, me and you are equal. You bleed? I bleed too. You eat sh*t? I eat [it] too. You [have] a family waiting for you [at] home, right? [Man], me too. You havin' a bad day? Yeah me too. When I'm havin' a bad day I don't get to walk around and shoot people. Kids used to wanna be you, now they wanna beat you. You used to be their hero, now their hero turned evil. Start defending the law, and stop defending your ego. Sh*t, they'll probably kill me if I ever release this video. And if so, Mister Officer just pray that the lord forgives you, forgives you for r*ping that teacher uptown by Inwood, and forgives you for shooting that kid that opened his door, with a WII remote in his hand, that you f*cking thought was a pistol."

  18. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 2:55am UTC

    I don't
    want to
    do this
    joke anymore
    because it
    s u c k s and
    it's s t u p i d,
    But
    A Day To Remember
    just can't
    make normal
    Video Updates...

  19. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 3:13am UTC

    E'erybody knows
    that
    Michael J o r d a n
    -M. J.
    RAN thAT
    TeAM,
    jUST LIKE
    I run
    this team.
    a n d he
    was the
    leading role
    in the
    smash Blockbuster,
    "Space Jam"
    So ,
    Take that
    Chad.

  20. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 3:52am UTC

    I'm not
    an
    A l c o h o l i c
    I just
    get
    Thirsty...

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