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Quotes added on Friday, August 5 2022

  1. Anu* Anu* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2022 8:44am UTC
    I wish you weren't me
    What an awful stranger
    that I never wanted to be

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2022 11:57pm UTC
    LASIK Poem
    Boys don't make passes
    At girls who wear glasses
    But in his dreams every boy seduces
    A girl with laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis

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