Yesterday in lunch

*assistant principal walks in*
friend 1: oh theres mr jimenez (assistant principal)
friend 2: is it me or does he look kinda like an oompa loompa
me: *shocked whisper*OH MY GOD YESSS!!! i knew he looked like id seen him somewhere n thts it mr jimenez looks like and oompa loompa
friend 3: he does
friend 4: someone needs to go ask him if hes seen charlie and the chocolate factory
friend 3: yea like after graduation im gonna go up to him and b like dude ive thought this this whole year u look like a frickin oompa loompa
all of us: *die laughing*
people at other tables: *stares to see what we are laughing about*
friend 3: *talking to us* jst let them stare theyre jealous were just way to cool for them and they cant handle it
all of us: die laughing again
people at other tables: *stare again
annoying kid: oh its just them again theyre wierd u guys can look away n pay attention to me again cuz i kno thats who you really care about
friend 3: oh yea totally cuz everyone wants to see whats wrong with you
everyone: *die laughing