Blonde
Jokes!
A young blonde woman is distraught
because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to
a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find
her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun
and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not
to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the
husband, "Shut up...you're
next!"
haha.. no offense to blondes