*Guy classmates
running off to playground*
Friend: We'll be going of to college so soon.
Me: I know I just don't want to grow up. I don't think
I'm ready at all.
Friend: How do they expect us to just mature when we still have
to ask to use the bathroom?
Teacher: *behind us, yells* BOYS GET OFF THE SWINGS NOW!!
My Class: Forever children.
