They
told
me I was
going to
fall in
love one
day; I did.
But sadly,
my
fridge
is on
life support
from my
kitchen
and it
can't
get to
the wedding.
I'd call a
doctor,
but I'm
afraid that
he'd steal
her dressing
and I'd
have to
start screaming,
"Get your
hands off
my lady!"
and the
last time
I tried
that I got
some weird
looks.
Snowflake2412 · 1 decade ago
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OMG why am I laughing so hard at this i cant breathe