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Me: On a scale of 1 to 10 how normal is it that I have an apocolyptic alarm on my phone?
Friend: 10. I hear there's a lot of stink bugs out this summer. So it's better safe than at my doorstep at 3:00am.
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Me: On a scale of 1 to 10 how normal is it that I have an apocolyptic

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