[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth
when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT
talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people
gave you weird looks.
total= 5
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little
Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get
it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question
“the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
total so far= 15
[x] You have accidentally caught
something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your
nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far= 20
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from
you
[x] You are often told to use your “inside
voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 25
[ ] You have eaten a
bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something
important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it
was in your hand or pocket
total so far= 28
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you
are scared that what they say will happen to you if you
don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in
the texture of the ceiling
total so far= 32
18 or lower means you’re
not stupid.
“I’ve Had 32 of 39 Blonde Moments
Blonde
and lovin it!!!!
