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98kitty98

Status: Such a long day.

Member Since: 22 Jul 2012 01:24am

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98kitty98
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 8:02pm UTC

*Hears the song 22 by Taylor Swift*
Taylor Swift: It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters
Me:....
Taylor Swift: and make fun of our exes
Me: Well that should be easy for you

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98kitty98
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February 14, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Today a group of guys went around with an empty heart shaped bax of chocolates, they got hit repeatitively.
They also didn't offer me any. Guys don't even play pranks on me.

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98kitty98
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February 14, 2013 7:53pm UTC

I actually got a rose from someone today.
It was from the weird guy in my grade, but hey I'm slowly moving up.

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98kitty98
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February 12, 2013 7:33pm UTC

*Sitting in class*
Friend:......and I can see her boobs
Me: What?
Friend: Her boobs, I see them.......I'm going to tell her
Me: Oh no
Friend:*Makes hand signals to pull up her shirt*
Her: What?.......oh *makes heart with hands*
Friend: No.....I can see your boobs
Her What?
Friend: Oh goodness...........*Yells* I CAN SEE YOUR BOOBS FROM CANADA!!!!
Her: *slowly pulls up shirt*
Class: *Dies of laughter*

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98kitty98
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February 12, 2013 7:26pm UTC

A girl in my freshman class just had a baby.
How did she have a baby,
I still cry when I stub my toe.

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98kitty98
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December 14, 2012 1:21am UTC

Normal People playing truth or dare:
Truth: Who do you like?
Dare: I dare you to tell me who you like.
My friendsand I play truth or dare:
Truth: If you walked into class and all the guys in there were naked, who would you do first?
Dare: I dare you to.....
Me:Wait, if it involves me moving, then I'm not doing it.
Her: you ruin all my fun

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98kitty98
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 12:06am UTC

CookieDoughFormats
Things My School Does #1
Tomorrow is our annual Womanless Beauty Pagent.
CookieDoughFormats

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98kitty98
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November 14, 2012 11:31pm UTC

CookieDoughFormats
-I'm a socially ackward penguin.
-When you go for a hug and I start to back up, that does not mean keep going for that hug.
-Also if you see me backing up, don't hug me from behind and get me trapped in between two people I don't wanna hug.
-One last thing, your lucky I had my school books in hand.
CookieDoughFormats

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October 29, 2012 11:18pm UTC

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October 26, 2012 1:04am UTC

*Me and my friend watching the school introduce the basketball players this year*
Me: Oh, look it's that guy you like
Her: Where?...................... Oh there he is.* Stares at from a distance*
Me: I can see it now. Your kids will be like "mommy how did you meet daddy?" And you'll be like " Well I stalked him for a few months."
Her: Then, he found the pictures on my phone and thought "That's hott".
Me: Wait what......................*dies of laughter*
True Story. This is why we're friends.

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October 5, 2012 10:59am UTC

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To all the kids that are suppose to be learning, but are on Witty right now.
I'm one of them
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cookiedoughformats

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October 4, 2012 8:17pm UTC

So my Algebra teacher likes cruel and unusual punishments.
Today he made a student do the MC Hammer dance and sing " U Can't Touch This" because almost fell asleep in class.
Cookiedoughformats

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posted a quote
October 2, 2012 10:36pm UTC

*In P.E. playing badminton*
Guy on the other team: That was hit right to you, where you at Jesse?
Jesse: I was in your mom's @$$.
Me: O.o........Well that's just lovely.

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September 30, 2012 12:30am UTC

*Me in Algebra*
Guy in Class: *Yawns*
Teacher: Oh sorry, Braden, am I boring you. You know whats not boring. If you sang this paragrph from the book to the class.
Braden: *Stares at page for a few minutes laughing silently* Can I rap it?
Teacher: Go ahead.
Braden: * Raps whole paragraph with MULTIPLI instead of MULTIPLE*
Teacher: What is multipli?
Braden: It had to rhyme.
Landon: *Yawns*
Teacher: Landon would you and Braden like to do a duet.
Landon: Yes we can MULTIPLI together.
Teacher: *looks at Landon and starts laughing*
Class:* Dying of laughter*
Landon: Oh you people are dirty minded.
Braden: What happened?
Landon: I said we would MULTIPLI togther.
Braden: *stares at Landon* Never talk to me again.
True story. Class was fun.

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98kitty98
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Hey I just met you,
and this is loco
But here's four candies,
You go Glen Coco.
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98kitty98
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 11:12pm UTC

A few weeks ago in gym class we shot bows and arrows at targets.
I felt like Katniss.
Then I missed the target...
with all five arrows. They all stuck in the ground.
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September 21, 2012 10:16pm UTC

*Sitting on the bed with my friend*
Her:* gets a text*...................That was my third boyfriend, Jake. He doesn't know about Tommy and Mark yet.
Me: Huh......O.o
Her: Just kiddding, it was my dad
Me: I knew it.

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September 19, 2012 10:13pm UTC

* me sitting in physics*
My friend: Your mom
Teacher: No your mom
My friend: what about her
Teacher: I saw her last night as I got some lunch money out of her night stand.
My friend: My mom works in the cafeteria so if you really did you would have gotten free lunch. Oh burn. * turns and high fives me*
True story. I love my physic class.

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98kitty98
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September 11, 2012 6:30pm UTC

I consider myself a crayon, I may not be your favorite colors...... but someday, you'll need me to complete your picture.
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98kitty98
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September 10, 2012 8:07pm UTC

My ceiling fan has three settings:
1.Barely moving
2.Kinda feels like it's working
3. Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone in a freak ceiling fan accident

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