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BecausePhalangesAreFingers

1. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2012 5:13am UTC
   When your parents compare you to a nerd freak kid at your school :/
   Like, "Why don't you just exchange me mum?"
   
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2. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2012 4:56am UTC
   I want you to know that you are amazing and you're my friend until my death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you, once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people, including the person who sent it to you. If you recieve at least 3 back, you are loved. Nobody knows how important something is until...... they lose it. Tonight, right at 12:00a.m., the person you like is going to realize they love you! Then, something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00p.m. Be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck with love for a whole year. Send this to 15 people to see what happens!!
   This is for ALL of you guys ;) this counts for my 15 peeps ahaha :) xx
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3. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
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   March 19, 2012 12:11am UTC
   Text Box 1 Text box, it scrolls! :D
   
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4. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 5:06am UTC
   I think Sebastian and Santana
   would be, like,
   the hottest couple ever
   and, he's gay, and she's a lesbian,
   it would work...
   right?
   
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5. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 4:19am UTC
   When people use the wrong
   "You're"...
   Yes, the colours are all weird.
   Get over it.
   
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6. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2012 7:20am UTC
   first encounters
   Pimples... "tut tut"
   Me: "Theres a spot on my head!"
   Mum: "Its called a pimple"
   Me: "Yuck"
   Mum: "I know, just don't squeeze it"
   Me: "Why not?"
   Mum: "It'll get worse"
   Me: "Foundation is the answer!"
   Mum: "It'll scar..."
   Me: "I'll look tough!"
   Mum: *shakes head and walks away*
   Me: "VICTORY"
   
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7. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2012 12:51am UTC
   Does this mean...
   it's over?
   
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8. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2012 12:36am UTC
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   <strong><span style="color:#fff0f5;"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: bookman old style;"><strong><span style="text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px white;"><span style="font-family: bookman old style;"><strong><span style="text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px white;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong><span style="text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px white;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong><span style="text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px white;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong><span style="font-family: bradley hand itc;"><span style="text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px white;"><font class="Apple-style-span">.......<br />
   Have you ever noticed that<br />
   Harry and Ron are...<br />
   extremely close? </font></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size:36px;"><strong><span style="text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px white;"><strong><span style="text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px white;"><strong><span style="font-family: bradley hand itc;"><span style="text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px white;"><font class="Apple-style-span">never</font></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong><span style="text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px white;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong><span style="text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px white;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong><span style="font-family: bradley hand itc;"><span style="text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px white;"><font class="Apple-style-span"> care.</font></span></span><br />
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   </div>
   Find the message :)
   
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9. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2012 12:31am UTC
   I WILL NEVER BULLY ANYONE ~ON WITTY~
   bullying changes lives - for the worse.
   Make one of these quotes,
   to say you will never bully anyone,
   if you believe in what i'm doing.
   Come on wittians, lets start a chain of;
   I will never bully anyone one on witty, or maybe even;
   i will never bully anyone at all.
   Because, Bullying hurts.
   Please everyone
   Fave if you continued the chain
   -BecausePhalangesAreFingers
   
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10. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 7:23am UTC
    ⌘What⌘
    ⌘Exactly⌘
    ⌘Does⌘
    ⌘Vent⌘
    ⌘Mean?⌘
    
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11. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 7:19am UTC
    TRUE STORY FROM LAST YEAR :)
    *in playground*
    *ball goes over the fence*
    Random Kid: "go and get it! Mr. Smith doesn't give a sh*t!"
    *Mr. Smith (teacher on duty) walks up*
    Mr. Smith: "Mr Smith DOES give a sh*t..."
    AWKWARD
    
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12. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 4:53am UTC
    I'm not perfect, I know that. Everyone else does as well. But they don't really know the real reason. Oh well, they will never find out. It's not the usual. I'm not a cutter, i'm not depressed, or anorexic, or bulimic. I'm a healthy girl. But no one will ever find out my biggest secret. And you know what? He doesn't care. He knows I hide things from him. He respects there are some things no one will ever find out about me and my imperfect life. and thats whats so special about him.
    He looks past all my flaws and insecurities, and focuses on my good side. To him, I am perfect.
    Thats why I love him so, so much. More than I've ever loved
    Anyone♥
    
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13. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 4:33am UTC
    So you want a break?
    here, give me your leg.
    I'll break it for you [;
    nmf
    
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14. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:49am UTC
    That terribly annoying situation
    when you get you 'Lady Problem'
    right before Camp
    
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15. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:20am UTC
    WHEN YOU GET TO THE POINT WHEN CUTTING DOESN'T HURT ANYMORE...
    You know you're in trouble.
    Please, everyone, get help. Us wittians care about you♥
    
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16. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
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    February 22, 2012 3:14am UTC
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    =my dream :)
    
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17. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:09am UTC
    Not sure if you're interested
    just thought
    I'd tell you the story
    behind
    my username :)
    Once upon there was a girl in grade 4. She had an amazing teacher, Miss O'Reilly. One day in class, Miss O'Reilly decided to play a game called; Simon Says. Heard of it? I hope so...
    anyway, they played Simon Says 'Science style'
    Miss O'Reilly taught her class some ineteresting scientific names for body parts, and one of them was 'Phalanges.'
    To this day, nearly 3 or 4 years later, that girl remembers the scientific name for phalanges.
    Thankyou for reading my completely un interesting story of my username. please comment and tell me the story of yours!
    ✘✘✘
    I love you fellow Wittians
    
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18. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:05am UTC
    Not sure if you're interested
    just thought
    I'd tell you the story
    behind
    my username :)
    Once upon there was a girl in grade 4. She had an amazing teacher, Miss O'Reilly. One day in class, Miss O'Reilly decided to play a game called; Simon Says. Heard of it? I hope so...
    anyway, they played Simon Says 'Science style'
    Miss O'Reilly taught her class some ineteresting scientific names for body parts, and one of them was 'Phalanges.'
    To this day, nearly 3 or 4 years later, that girl remembers the scientific name for phalanges.
    Thankyou for reading my completely un interesting story of my username. please comment and tell me the story of yours!
    ✘✘✘
    I love you fellow Wittians
    
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19. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 2:39am UTC
    McDonalds
    is for fatty's [;
    
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20. BecausePhalangesAreFingers
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 2:25am UTC
    FAVE IF;
    there's a certain someone you just can't stop thinking about :]
    ✘✘✘
    
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