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EmilyYee

1. EmilyYee
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   October 1, 2008 10:39am UTC
   *****************************************A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man
   asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to
   crush bolders.He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari
   appearred in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other
   every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank
   you. *****************************************
   
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2. EmilyYee
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   October 1, 2008 10:17am UTC
   *****************************************What did God say when he created Adam?I can do better than this.**************************************
   
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3. EmilyYee
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   October 1, 2008 10:10am UTC
   ************************************************************************************Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her.""But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"God says: "So she would love you."**************************************
   
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4. EmilyYee
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   October 1, 2008 4:35am UTC
   I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
   
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5. EmilyYee
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   October 1, 2008 4:31am UTC
   Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
   
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6. EmilyYee
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   October 1, 2008 4:29am UTC
   You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.
   
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7. EmilyYee
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   October 1, 2008 4:27am UTC
   Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
   
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8. EmilyYee
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   October 1, 2008 4:22am UTC
   I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
   
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9. EmilyYee
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   October 1, 2008 4:11am UTC
   If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
   
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10. EmilyYee
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    October 1, 2008 4:08am UTC
    He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
    
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11. EmilyYee
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    October 1, 2008 4:06am UTC
    He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t.
    
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12. EmilyYee
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    October 1, 2008 4:04am UTC
    If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
    
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13. EmilyYee
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    October 1, 2008 4:02am UTC
    I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
    
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14. EmilyYee
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    October 1, 2008 4:00am UTC
    Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
    
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15. EmilyYee
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    October 1, 2008 3:55am UTC
    Abraham Lincoln says:I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him.
    
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16. EmilyYee
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    October 1, 2008 3:32am UTC
    Abraham Lincoln says:I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him.
    
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17. EmilyYee
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    October 1, 2008 3:31am UTC
    Abraham Lincoln says:Whatever you are, be a good one.
    
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18. EmilyYee
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    October 1, 2008 3:30am UTC
    Abraham Lincoln says:If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six hours sharpening my axe.
    
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19. EmilyYee
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    October 1, 2008 3:27am UTC
    Abraham Lincoln says:Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them ?
    
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20. EmilyYee
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    October 1, 2008 3:25am UTC
    Abraham Lincoln says:Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it.
    
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