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MissTomlinson

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Member Since: 8 Apr 2012 10:42am

Last Seen: 24 Dec 2014 10:55pm

Location: My own world.

Gender: F

user id: 290467

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614 Followers
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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:54pm UTC

SHINE BRIGHT
LIKE A PSYMON

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:49pm UTC

IF NIALL REPLACED HARRY IN THE PEPSI COMMERCIAL:
Drew: Com on kid, just give me the Pepsi.
Niall: Heck naw, it's mine! I saw it first!
Drew: Kid, I'm Drew Brees.
Niall: Niall don't care. You ain't touchin' my Pepsi!
Drew: ....Can't we at least share it?
Niall: NIALL HORAN DOESN'T SHARE!!! Besides, it's too late. You can have the can.
Drew: What?! How did you drink that whole thing!? I've been talking to you this whole time!
Niall: NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!!!

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Styles has 6 letters.
Tomlinson has 9 letters.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Directioner version of LLWY:
follow for a follow.
I am lazy, lazy, lazy.
I don't see the sun.
I know it's been five hours
But it feels like one.
My ovaries have vanished,
there's not a single one.
Never gonna get some,
cus blogging is fun.
♥

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Sometimes,
when I say "I'm fine"
I want someone to
look at me in the eyes,
hug me tight and say
"Here, have some One Direction tickets."
♥

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 10:44pm UTC

I'm insecure,
I know what for.
I'm not Danielle, Perrie, or Elean-o-o-or.
I sit at home,
On Google Chrome,
And look at topless 1D pictures all alo-o-one.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Paul: Louis, you're late.
Louis: A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply.. early.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 7:29pm UTC

How Andy and Liam Became Friends:
Andy: Hey what's up, my name's Andy.
Liam: Andy?? Like the character from Toy Story!?
Andy: Uh.. yeah?
Liam: ....
Andy: ......
Liam: We're best friends.
Andy: Wha--
Liam: END OF DISCUSSION WE ARE GOING TO BE BFFS FOREVER.
Andy: Dude okay, calm down.
Liam: YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME!
follow for a follow.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Imagine Texting Harry:
I wish we could bang.
Wait, I meant hang
No I didn't. I meant bang...

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:45pm UTC

Me: Sometimes I just want to drag Harry into an empty hotel room, throw him down on a bed, straddle his thighs, rip his shirt off and MAKE HIM EXPLAIN EVERY DANG ONE OF HIS TATTOOS BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE.
Harry: Well... I thought we were going somewhere else there...
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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 11:12pm UTC

Fan: *to Harry* Harry, how's your crowned jewels today?
Harry: Wait, what did you say? I missed it!
Fan: How's your crowned jewels today after being hit by the shoe?
Harry: *grinning* Erm... alright.
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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Dear One
Direction,
One way or another, I'm gonna find you.
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha.
follow for a follow.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 10:13pm UTC

One Direction Insults:
Louis: Boys with as/es like mine don't talk to girls with faces like yours.
Harry: I care about you like Niall cares about childbirth.
Niall: I can make your girl scream louder just by clicking the follow button.
Zayn: Your face is as ugly as mine is sexy.
Liam: I know you are but what am I!!

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 9:39pm UTC

"My favorite one in the group
was Zayn, until he stole my
meal. Now Harry is my
favorite."
-Niall Horan

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Imagine this;
You're at the club and you're dancing as sexy as you can.
You feel someone come up behind you.
They wrap their arms around your waist and begin dancing with you.
You can feel their curls against your neck,
and they whisper in your ear,
"I want you so bad right now, love."
You turn around to look at them and it is
Susan Boyle.
follow for a follow.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 8:07pm UTC

"I've tried to help Niall find a girl, but he said he'd rather stay at home and eat because his princess is on her way."
-Zayn Malik

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 7:36pm UTC

One Direction as principles scolding a student:
Niall: Never do that again! Do you understand how ba-- *lunch bell rings* GET OUTTA THE WAY! *pushes kid over and runs to cafeteria*
Harry: So basically, erm... so... like, you can't... do that...
Zayn: You need to keep your hands and feet inside the roller coaster that is life next time, okay?
Liam: Okay, I know you made a woopsy, but be good next time. Oh my, that was so harsh! I'm sorry! You know what? Here's a lollipop. And a sticker. And a golden star sticker for you! Run along now, precious little honey bunches of oats.
Louis: Do you even know who I am? Huh?? And you're gonna talk back to me!? Uh, not in my house, b/tch. Not in my house.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:14pm UTC

If Liam wasn't sent home the first time...
If Zayn gave up at boot camp...
If Niall had gotten a "no" from Katy Perry...
If Harry decided to wait a year...
If Louis was too scared to be rejected...
There would be no One Direction.
Scary thought. We are so lucky.
Follow for a follow.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 5:47pm UTC

Interviewer: Who is your favorite singer?
Niall: Justin Bieber.
Harry: Adele.
Zayn: Bruno Mars.
Liam: Bruno Mars.
Louis: Harry Styles.
follow for a follow.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 5:17pm UTC

What One Direction sings in the shower:
Liam: Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows everywhere!
Zayn: I'm sexy and I know it!
Harry: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!
Louis: G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeeeaaaaah!
Niall: Ba da da da da, I'm lovin' it!!
follow for a follow. <3

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