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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
February 17, 2010 10:35pm UTC

Witty Profiles;
the one place i can go to let it all out
when either its
too l o n g for twitter
too personal for facebook
too cheesy for myspace.
the one place where i can say exactly what i am feeling without being judged.

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
February 17, 2010 1:54pm UTC

"Can you do me a favor?"
what
"Go upstairs and..."
no.
;

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
February 16, 2010 9:53pm UTC

Parents call it
BackTalk
We call it
Explaining why they're wrong

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
February 14, 2010 8:27pm UTC

<
You Look Tired.
Thank you for so kindly saying
that I look like crap.

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
February 13, 2010 10:40am UTC

Dora;
You’re multi-lingual at age 4
-----> I think you can find the fricken banana tree.

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
November 16, 2009 3:49pm UTC

Today, I was trying to telepathically get my best friends attention in english class, after several attempts a boy I had never talked to before turned to me and politly shushed me.
i am now scared of him.
MLIA.

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
November 16, 2009 3:39pm UTC

Today, I was in a rush so I parked in the "expectant mothers" space at the grocery store. When my dad, who was in the car with me, turned to protest my parking space choice, I responded with "Oh, you didn't know?" The look on his face was priceless. I'm 15.
MLIAÜ

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
November 16, 2009 3:38pm UTC

Today, during Spanish, a girl asked why so many people have birthdays this weekend. Another girl said its because its been nine months since Valentines Day. MLIA.

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
November 16, 2009 3:34pm UTC

The other day I learned that if you say 'beer can' with an English accent, you're saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown.
M.L.I.A

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
June 25, 2009 9:05pm UTC

Michael Jackson
So what
if he was a little messed up and screwed up a couple years ago?
Everyone makes mistakes
The guy was accused of child molestation over a period of a couple years
those couple years dont even begin to amount up to the decades of
music and accomplishment this man has had
he invented pop and had a major impact on our generation
not to mention hundreds of millions of albums..
But today a human being died and left his 3 young children
and all you guys do is recall on his past.
Dont remember him as a child molester
because that doesnt even compare to what he has done in his 50 years
You shouldnt remember him as a child molester
because that was just one mistake,
remember him as a
LEGEND

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
June 25, 2009 8:48pm UTC

If you enter the world knowing you are loved
and you leave this world knowing the s a m e,
then everything that happens in betweem can be dealt with. <3
-Michael Jackson
8/29/58 - 6/25/09

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
June 25, 2009 5:11pm UTC

"Your Mom"
the ULTIMATE COMEBACK to say to a n y o n e
( except to your own brother... )

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
June 23, 2009 8:23pm UTC

Black keys
Never looked so beautiful
Perfect rainbow
Never seemed so dull
♥ ♥ ♥

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
June 23, 2009 8:05pm UTC

Is it possible
to be completely in love with someone
who doesn’t know you even exist </3

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
April 16, 2009 10:15am UTC

He's just
Not another ordinary boy
And he's not
Any word I've ever said before
He's like
Every fairytale that I've been told
He's just so <3

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
April 16, 2009 10:10am UTC

I can't believe he exist
I just love to say his name even though
He's a world away
If i had a chance I wonder what i would say
I would him to know that i could go
on and on and on and on<3

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
April 15, 2009 6:55pm UTC

Friends are like Computers;;
They can sometimes be very slow
You learn all the latest gossip from them
They know your whole past
You can learn alot from them
Even when you leave, they'll still know all your secrects and past
& And the only way to for them to permanatly forget your history::
Is by smashing them to pieces with a hammer =]

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abc123dorayme
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April 9, 2009 3:14pm UTC

There are three kinds of people in the world;
People who can count, and people who can’t count.

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
April 9, 2009 3:06pm UTC

There are two tragedies in life
o n e i s w h e n y o u d o n ’ t g e t w h a t y o u r h e a r t d e s i r e s .
t h e o t h e r i s w h e n y o u d o

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abc123dorayme
posted a quote
April 8, 2009 4:57pm UTC

Dear Steve & Witty Profiles,
This websight has come down to nothing. You cant publish a quote without being harrased of not giving "color credit" or "font credit". And putting jocker list and writing about other poeple is childish,mean, and rude.I used to love coming on here and making quotes, but now its just piontless. Whats with all the drama on this websight? This sight is for creating personal or funny ect. quotes. I mean if you go after poeple for using something of yours, just get over it. I'm sure there are tons of poeple who would agree,but i doubt ill ever come back on her. c-ya

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