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1. agirl1
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2012 5:41pm UTC
   Test your tongue
   Find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow.
   SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
   SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
   SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
   SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
   SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
   *find the B DON'T skip or your wish won't come true
   RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
   RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
   RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
   RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
   RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
   Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
   ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
   Once you found the mistake Find the 1
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   llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   lllllllllllllllllllllll1llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   Once you found the 1. Find the 6
   99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
   99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
   99999996999999999999999999999999999999999
   99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
   99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
   once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
   Once you found the N... find the Q
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   find the i
   llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
   Now make 2 wishes!
   *~ they will come true~*
   Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)
   if u don't your wishes won'come true ;(
   You got 20 minutes! Hurry!!!!!
   
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2. agirl1
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   December 1, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   my mom will make sure my litle brother will wear a long sleeve shirts and zip up a winter coat to walk from the house to the end of the drive way and buys my older bro winter clothes in the winter time.... but doesnt even buy me one long sleeve shirt apperantly she cares more about their health then mine ...the funny part? they get sick more if this was on twitter i would put #GirlsAreBetter
   
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3. agirl1
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   September 9, 2012 1:40pm UTC
   <a href="http://ipeedalittle.comhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8d4TnOPWM/click" target="_blank"><font color="#ff0000">Don't Click Here!</font></a>
   the awkward moment when you click here ^ and on the website it tells you off for clicking and gives you the example "dont click here" and you click it again anyway
   
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4. agirl1
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   September 9, 2012 1:29pm UTC
   after my last class on the first day of school to my teacher
   me: you had my brother last year
   teacher: oh really whose your brother?
   me *says his name*
   teacher: *stares at me* your much cuter, tell him i said that
   me: ........ok?
   best friend: *laughs and looks at me* if you dont tell him i definantly will
   i think i just realized why my brother loved this teacher so much
   
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5. agirl1
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   July 20, 2012 5:11pm UTC
   my brother just threw one of those expolding pop snappers at me ........it hurts like a b**ch
   
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6. agirl1
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   July 1, 2012 12:58pm UTC
   that hilarious moment when your cousin is to drunk to remember how we ended up in the pool or know who his brother is
   
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7. agirl1
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   June 26, 2012 7:08pm UTC
   Zayn, a terrorist?
   ........B*tch please, the only thing he explodes are yourovaries!
   credit to everyonesbeautiful45678
   
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8. agirl1
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   June 26, 2012 7:05pm UTC
   the awkward moment when a little 10 year old kid keeps texting and calling you all day because you wont answer him (and your 16 and have a life) -__-
   
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9. agirl1
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   April 7, 2012 1:23pm UTC
   my history teacher : women need men like a fish needs a bicycle
   olman : but a fish doesnt need a bike?....
   me : exactly
   olman : i still dont get it
   teacher : oh god
   me : please tell me your kidding
   
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10. agirl1
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    April 3, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    the awkward moment when your watching tv with your family and not paying attention to the tv show but reading funy quotes and you start laughing but it turns out someone in the tv show just died and your parents are like ...uhhh you have problems
    
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11. agirl1
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    April 3, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    i wish werewolves were real because werewolves have mates and mates will never hurt each other <3
    
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12. agirl1
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    April 2, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    conversation between me and my friend about the guy i like :
    hehe ryan just came in
    oook?
    he said hi i saw you with alex then pushed a kid out the window
    ya sure he did
    ya then i laughed and he said tell alex that was for her. and gave a face then took a marker and drew a mustache on his face
    ya he def did tht
    ...omg he just punched mr martin (her english teacher) in the face and ran out with foam coming out of his mouth
    ya sure i bet he did
    uh yuh. before he left when his mouth was all foamy he said tell alex i love her!
    sureee........
    this is one of the many reasons i dont want to tell my friends who i like
    
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13. agirl1
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    February 18, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    i come home to find my brother locked in a cage...... he tells me to let him out his friends tell me not toso i did the right thing which was to laugh and walk away
    gotta love my brothers friends
    
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14. agirl1
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    January 26, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    when your on facebook and you see this status:
    doing homework then going to bed , school in the morning
    and your all like -__- reeaallly your going to bed then school omg me to
    
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15. agirl1
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    January 22, 2012 1:25am UTC
    for some reason my family wanted pasta at one in the morning and my mom actually made it?
    mlia
    
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16. agirl1
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    January 21, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    dear mother nature,
    about your monthly gifts ..... is there any way i can get a diffrent gift... like the perfect boyfriend or diamonds.
    scincerly, you need a better sense in gift giving
    
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17. agirl1
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    January 21, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    family parties with my moms side = getting forced to dance or be bored
    family parties with my dads side = laughing till your sides hurt from so many people doing/ saying stupid things
    
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18. agirl1
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    January 16, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    so my 17/18 year old cousin told me and my family how she had trouble getting out of the shower because it was singing baby its cold outside with her XD
    
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19. agirl1
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    January 16, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    in history class my teacher showed us a picture of african americans all togther at the lincoln memorial. my friend olman said : they look like trash all the teacher could say wow olman seriously mlia
    
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20. agirl1
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    January 7, 2012 12:34am UTC
    the awkward moment when your trying to zip your friends jacket up but you cant
    
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