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behindthemakeup

1. behindthemakeup
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   December 23, 2012 10:38pm UTC
   I feel like I annoy everybody.
   
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2. behindthemakeup
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   November 17, 2012 11:10pm UTC
   *The difference between me and my bestfriend*
   Cute Boy: I really like you.
   Best Friend: OMG you're so annoying.
   Cute Boy: I really like you.
   Me: My bed is this way.
   
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3. behindthemakeup
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   October 19, 2012 9:43pm UTC
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   Dear Family,
   I'm not walking 3 miles. On Sunday. At 9 am.
   Sincerely, I'm Lazy and Tired
   
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4. behindthemakeup
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2012 10:37pm UTC
   ♡♥♡♥♡
   My best friend and I like the same boy.
   Why she likes him: "He's hot and he plays football! PERFECT!" (They've never talked to each other off of the internet either.)
   Why I like him: He's really sweet. He's really funny, even though his jokes are stupid sometimes. He has the cutest laugh. His eyes sparkle when he smiles. He's not a complete jerk like most boys in my school. He is more mature than at least 75% of the boys I know. And I can't even describe all of the other things he does.
   The sad part is, he like my best friend more.
   ♡♥♡♥♡
   
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5. behindthemakeup
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   October 15, 2012 12:23am UTC
   Being Tan
   Would probably solve half of my problems.
   
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6. behindthemakeup
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   October 14, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   So there's this boy...
   
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7. behindthemakeup
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   October 14, 2012 9:58pm UTC
   I hate when people only have a crush on someone because they like they way they look.
   
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8. behindthemakeup
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   October 12, 2012 7:17pm UTC
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9. behindthemakeup
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   October 12, 2012 3:52pm UTC
   I know you're my best friend,
   But sometimes I really want to kick you in the head.
   
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10. behindthemakeup
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    October 11, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Today during study hall,
    I was on witty on my laptop. I started to look around the room to see what everyone else was doing. I looked over to a girl who was sitting near me. She was on her laptop too.She happened to be looking over at me at the same time. We both looked over at each others computers at the same time. She was on witty too. We both smiled at each other and went back to witty.
    I think I found a new friend.
    
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11. behindthemakeup
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    October 11, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Being the ugly friend sucks.
    
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12. behindthemakeup
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    October 10, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Today sucked more
    Than a hoe on the weekend
    nmf
    
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13. behindthemakeup
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    October 9, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    I just want to be beautiful.
    
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14. behindthemakeup
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    October 8, 2012 12:03am UTC
    My dad just called me the most spoiled and disrespectful person in the world.
    All I did was change the TV channel.
    
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15. behindthemakeup
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    October 7, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    I don't think my family understands that they're the ones that hurt me the most.
    
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16. behindthemakeup
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    October 2, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    How to tell someone you like them
    1.Buy a bottle of crush orange soda.
    2. Using sharpie write "I have a" above the word crush, "on you" below the word crush.
    3. Give it to your crush and wait.
    NMF
    
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17. behindthemakeup
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    October 1, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    That should be me.
    
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18. behindthemakeup
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    October 1, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    I give up on you
    nmf
    
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19. behindthemakeup
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    October 1, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    This is probably really dumb but I need help.
    So me and my crush were going to skype today (he said it). So I texted him asking him if he wanted to and he didn't answer. Then I went on skype so I could be online and he's online and I don't know if I should call him or not or just wait and I'm conflicted. What do I do?
    
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20. behindthemakeup
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Everyone thinks we should be together.
    Your move.
    
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