christinelaughoutloud

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About Me:
I LOVE MY FAMILY. I LOVE TALYOR LAUTNER. MUSIC IS MY LIFE. I LOVE DOGS. I LOVE SWIMMING. I AM A GIRL IF U R WONDERING. MY PIC IS MY DOGGIE AND I LUVVVVV HER.
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christinelaughoutloud
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April 19, 2013 11:22am UTC

Your normal
I'm weird
Your just boring
I'm just me
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christinelaughoutloud
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April 17, 2013 9:57pm UTC

That Awkward Moment when you wake up but don't feel like P-Diddy
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christinelaughoutloud
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April 17, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I hate it when I am trying to watch ads but a bunch of youtube videos keep coming up -__-
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April 17, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Three drunk guys got in a cab. The taxt/cab driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. The first drunk guy paid the guy. The second, said thank you. And the third one slapped the driver. The taxi cab driver thought the guy knew what he did but still said, "What was that for?" and the guy said, "Control your speed next time. You almost killed us"...
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christinelaughoutloud
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April 17, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Person: Always do your best. You don't have to be perfect at everything. Just be grateful for everything you have.
Nemo: B**ch please! I be ballin' so hard mother f*ckers try to find me.

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christinelaughoutloud
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April 17, 2013 7:57pm UTC

If you don't do something stupid when your young, you will have nothing to smile about when your old.
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April 13, 2013 10:35pm UTC

Once, villagers prayed for rain. After they prayed, they all gathered outside. But only one boy brought an umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH
When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
THAT'S TRUST
Every night we go to bed with no gaurentee that we will be alive the next morning. But yet, we still set an alarm to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE
We plan big things for tommorow with no knowledge of the future or having any certanties about any uncertanties.
THAT'S CONFIDENCE
We get into a relationship not knowing if we will end up heartbroken.
THAT'S FOOLISHNESS

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christinelaughoutloud
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April 13, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?

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April 13, 2013 9:50pm UTC

The Shortest Horror Story Ever:
MONDAY
Just thinking about it, gives me the creeps.

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christinelaughoutloud
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April 13, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Don't tell me something we both know isn't true

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April 13, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Today, I saw my brother for the first time in almost 5 years. Very shocked by his long hair, I asked him if he wanted to cut it. He freaked out and said he only had to grow it 2 more inches to make a wig for his wife of ten years whos hair is falling off because of cancer.
<3
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April 13, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Friend: So what's up, haven't heard from you in a while
Sister: What have you been up to. We haven't talked in a while.
Mom: Are you ok? Are you sure you are fine? You haven't talked to me. I was getting worried
Best Friend: WTF B*TCH! YOU DON'T TALK TO ME? RUDE!

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April 13, 2013 7:07pm UTC

*MY MOM BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE AND LEAVING ME ALONE*
Mom: If you get hungry, there is food in the fridge. There's chicken, broccoli, potatoes-
Me: Mom I know
Mom: Remember to lock the door.
Me: I know
Mom: Remember to not answer the door for strangers
Me: I know
Mom: Take the dog out in 15 minutes. Set a timer. Don't forget. You-
Me: I KNOW FOR GOD SAKES YOU HAVE TOLD ME THIS A MILLION TIMES! I AM NOT 6 I AM SIXTEEN! I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Me: I KNOW!
True Story

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April 13, 2013 7:02pm UTC

Me: Oh my god! Why are these guys staring at me? They think I'm ugly, I just know it. They are laughing. Omg. They are laughing at how stupid I am. Oh my god. I am so insecure!
Friend: They obviously think you are cute!
Me: Are you on drugs or something? THAT'S NOT WHY!
Best Friend: They think your ugly.
Me: THANKS FOR CRUSHING MY LAST BIT OF HOPE!

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April 13, 2013 5:53pm UTC

Guys Should Only Change Three Things About A Girl
1.) Her Last Nmae
2.) Her Adress
3.) Her Outlook On Men
THAT'S IT

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christinelaughoutloud
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April 13, 2013 5:46pm UTC

*Dumb Sl*t pulls up to H&R block with friend*
Dumb Sl*t: Oh my god! They have H&M here!
Friend: ....That's H&R block
Dumb Sl*t: I swear sometimes you are so dumb! it's H&M the fashion store. Ugh. You are so dumb sometimes!

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christinelaughoutloud
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April 13, 2013 5:35pm UTC

I said,
Oh lord Jesus,
it's a fire!
A i n ' t n o b o d y g o t t i m e f o r t h a t !
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christinelaughoutloud
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April 13, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Then, I cared about too much
Now, I don't even care anymore.
Why should I?
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christinelaughoutloud
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April 13, 2013 5:24pm UTC

When I go out with friends, I
try to talk but everytime I do,
I get interrupted. Then they
ask me, 'Why are you so
silent?'. I want to say 'Well
idk why don't you ask your
mouths that don't shut up
when I am trying to talk!'
Instead I say 'Just tired'
Just me?
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christinelaughoutloud
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April 13, 2013 2:04pm UTC

If I'm too weird for you, you are way too normal for me.

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