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iJayloveBieber
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July 8, 2012 12:09am UTC

how come in like every single book ever; the weird awkward girl gets the hot guy like this is not how real life works

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iJayloveBieber
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July 1, 2012 5:40pm UTC

Mom: Is there anything you don't know about justin bieber?
Me: Yeah his phone number but, I'm working on it.

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iJayloveBieber
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May 4, 2012 10:49am UTC

Never Say Never taught me that it's okay to eat donut out of the trash is you put them there.
♥
Thank You Justin for the life lesson.

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iJayloveBieber
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April 30, 2012 10:21am UTC

Playboy girls gets naked for money, and now young girls get naked for likes.

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iJayloveBieber
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April 29, 2012 1:59pm UTC

You don't notice the little things in life.
Open your eyes.
There is so many things out there that make your life worth while.
I promise.

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iJayloveBieber
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April 29, 2012 1:55pm UTC

'Cause you can't bandage the damage, you can never really fix a heart.
♥

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iJayloveBieber
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April 28, 2012 11:52pm UTC

me: I wish it was summer, I would actually go outside & have a social life, go to bonfires, get my abs i've been wanting to get, have a summer romance, have my first kiss.
-Many Months Later-
me: maaaan, f-ck this I'm not going outside.

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iJayloveBieber
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April 27, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Mom: I'm going in the store I just need to pick up some things, stay in the car. -leaves me in the car-
Me: I'm so hungry
Me: what is she buying
Me: Rapist. omg. lock all doors.
Me: Where is mom
Me: I have to pee
Me: WHAT IF THERE IS ROBBERY
Me: WHAT IF THEY SHOT MOM
Me: 'THAT MEANS SHES DEAD OMG
Me: WHAT DO I DO
Mom: -comes back into car-
Me: I'd like to thank not only God but Jesus.

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iJayloveBieber
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:20pm UTC

KEEP CALM
& RESPECT MY OPINION OF
JUSTIN BIEBER.
Because he's my idol & if you can post about 1D I can post about JuJu.

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iJayloveBieber
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February 13, 2012 2:38am UTC

Grammy's 2012.
SIX.
For Adele, you go adele :D
AND
none for Lady Gaga.
BYE.
nmf.

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iJayloveBieber
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 5:07pm UTC

& You should
see a doctor
or get glasses.

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iJayloveBieber
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September 23, 2011 11:21pm UTC

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iJayloveBieber
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September 23, 2011 8:25pm UTC

"hey can, I ask you a question?"
Expectation:
Some serious question involving a relationship.
Reality:
"Did we have homework in 4th period?"

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iJayloveBieber
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September 23, 2011 8:12pm UTC

I want to turn my light off
but. it's alllllllllllllllllllllllll
the way over there &
I'm alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
The way over here.. #lazy

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iJayloveBieber
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September 22, 2011 10:36am UTC

No, I would not like to meet sexy singles in my area. No one is sexy, except me.

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iJayloveBieber
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September 21, 2011 6:12pm UTC

I AM ASIAN.
But…
math isn’t my best subject
I don’t get all A’s;
I don’t know what the hell “ching chang chong” means
I won’t do your homework
I don’t eat dogs, cats, or any other animals of that sort.
I don’t know karate.
I’m am NOT related to that girl, that girl, or that guy.
I’m an not an overachiever
However…
I do love rice. :))

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iJayloveBieber
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September 21, 2011 5:47pm UTC

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iJayloveBieber
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September 20, 2011 5:15pm UTC

I hate homework.

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iJayloveBieber
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 10:33am UTC

You wanna know is is beautiful with everything they do? read the first word again.

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iJayloveBieber
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September 5, 2011 2:45am UTC

Witty Profiles is the best place on the internet. ♥

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