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iTori0716

1. iTori0716
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   October 6, 2014 8:13pm UTC
   I solemnly swear I am up to no good...
   
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2. iTori0716
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   August 19, 2013 10:14am UTC
   When all is lost, just smile
   
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3. iTori0716
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   August 8, 2013 4:54pm UTC
   Did you get a haircut?
   No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible
   
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4. iTori0716
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   August 8, 2013 4:49pm UTC
   A life lived in love will never be dull
   
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5. iTori0716
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   August 8, 2013 4:43pm UTC
   "One must always be careful of booksand what is inside them, for words have the power to change us."
   ~Tessa Gray Clockwork Angel
   
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6. iTori0716
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   June 27, 2013 8:36pm UTC
   August 21: City of Bones Movie comes out!!!!!!!!!
   
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7. iTori0716
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   June 17, 2013 11:27am UTC
   Life is like a rollercoaster. It has ups and downs. But it's your choice to scream or enjoy the ride.
   
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8. iTori0716
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   June 17, 2013 11:08am UTC
   I tried wishing upon a star. But I guess my dreams will never come true.
   
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9. iTori0716
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   June 16, 2013 10:48pm UTC
   Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?
   
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10. iTori0716
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    June 15, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    If you say 'OMG' or 'LOL' out loud, you should probably get out more
    
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11. iTori0716
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    June 10, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Time is precious. Waste it wisely
    
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12. iTori0716
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    June 10, 2013 12:16am UTC
    If only every true love could have a
    happily ever after
    
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13. iTori0716
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    June 10, 2013 12:12am UTC
    One day I want to find the purest of love. You know, the kind that makes your heart stutter and your stomach flutter. The kind of love that fills you with the sweetest warmth, and gives you the kindest caresses. I want the kind of love that will let me find my soul mate <3
    
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14. iTori0716
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    June 7, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    Which is more awkward: The first kiss, or the first fart???
    My aunt asked me this and I had no idea how to respond lol
    
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15. iTori0716
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    June 7, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Sarcasm is the best answer to a stupid question
    
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16. iTori0716
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    June 7, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Dear middle finger, thanks for sticking up for me
    
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17. iTori0716
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    June 7, 2013 12:12am UTC
    I wish there was a rollover plan for the childhood naps I refused to take
    
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18. iTori0716
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    June 7, 2013 12:07am UTC
    Reseach shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says 'Oh no she didn't!', she in fact, did
    
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19. iTori0716
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    June 4, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    "You endure what is unbearable, and you bear it. That is all."
    ~Magnus Bane
    Clockwork Princess
    
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20. iTori0716
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    June 4, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    "Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys."
    ~Magnus Bane
    What Really Happened in Peru
    
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