Quotes added on Tuesday, December 12 2006

JohnGottiLuva
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December 12, 2006 2:09pm UTC

he's my best friend you know.. the kind where
at the end of the day i love to come home and '
talk to him the kind where i long for the weeknd
so i can see him. he's more than my best friend
hes my world ___________ xOo ;; <3

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BubbleGum
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December 12, 2006 2:16pm UTC

how do u kill a blonde?
tell her to shove a candy cane up her nose and tell her to eat it!surely that would work but if it dosnt tell her she will get all the guys plus steal some too, but then she would be like"i already do that, but i still will shove it up my butt!

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birdance1
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December 12, 2006 2:16pm UTC

Im up in the gym just workin on my fitness
. .. you can ask my wittnesss;]

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BubbleGum
posted a quote
December 12, 2006 2:18pm UTC

if i could fall
into the sky
u no whAT ID DO
to pass u byy-yyyy!
cuz u no i walked 1,000 fricken miles
just to tell u,
GO TO HELL!

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BubbleGum
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December 12, 2006 2:27pm UTC

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luckiii13
posted a quote
December 12, 2006 3:11pm UTC

E|E|E|E|E|E|E|E|E|
Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...
E|E|E|E|E|E|E|E|E|

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luckiii13
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December 12, 2006 3:11pm UTC

E|E|E|E|E|E|E|E|E|
Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...
E|E|E|E|E|E|E|E|E|

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luckiii13
posted a quote
December 12, 2006 3:11pm UTC

um, you're freaking adorable

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luckiii13
posted a quote
December 12, 2006 3:13pm UTC

so theres this boy
and i would tell you [[everything]] about him
...but then you might just fall in love
with him too. �

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luckiii13
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December 12, 2006 3:13pm UTC

HE WILL NEVER KNOW
[ how much ] ___i love him && that
all those l o v e icons were for him

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luckiii13
posted a quote
December 12, 2006 3:14pm UTC

you�guys�rock.

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luckiii13
posted a quote
December 12, 2006 3:15pm UTC

We Were Meant For EACHOTHER...
<UR NAME> <3 <HIS NAME>

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luckiii13
posted a quote
December 12, 2006 3:16pm UTC

L O V E.....wHen u walk all the way across the classroom 2 sharpen ur pencil in order 2 c him nd then realize ur pencil is mechanical .....

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luckiii13
posted a quote
December 12, 2006 3:17pm UTC

cross my heart && hope to die
y o u r l o v e i s j u s t a n o t h e r l i e .

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luckiii13
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December 12, 2006 3:18pm UTC

If you want me to fall for you, then you've got to give me something worth tripping over.
*UNDERLINE*
ME, YOU AND WORTH TRIPPING OVER
^ put in pink^

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luckiii13
posted a quote
December 12, 2006 3:18pm UTC

If you want me to fall for you, then you've got to give me something worth tripping over.

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luckiii13
posted a quote
December 12, 2006 3:19pm UTC

*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

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BubbleGum
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December 12, 2006 3:19pm UTC

*~THE FARTY LIST~*
SILENT BUT DEADLY FARTY-this is the kind of fart when you hear nothing but 2 seconds later everyone is knocked out.
BIG FART LITTLE SMELL FARTY-this is the kind of fart that makes the noise of an earthquake but has little smell
EGGS &MEAT FARTY-this is the smell that smells like rotten eggs if you have eaten the following:
brocli,califlower,eggs,and steak.(forgive me if i forgot some.)
WET FARTY-the kind of farty that when you do it it feels like you had diaria but when you chek nothing is there
This is my list of types of farts.next time you pass gas in class call out the name of a person sitting near you and people will think she/he did it!!!

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thatcraziegirl26
posted a quote
December 12, 2006 3:19pm UTC

I'll have everything I ever need.
Carrying your love with me.
George strait

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luckiii13
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December 12, 2006 3:20pm UTC

He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til the last rose died.

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