Quotes added on Sunday, March 8 2009

kidder2014
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:19am UTC

I forgive;;
i don't forget!

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katiieelynnexox
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:21am UTC

the happiest people don't have
it all; they just make the best of
wHaT THeY Have.

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ChatterBoxx03253
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:21am UTC

Your mamma jokes:]
your mama is so fat that when she sings, its over
your mama is so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund
your mama is so dumb she got hit by a parked car
your mama is so dumb she steps down the staris and causes an earthquake
your mama is so fat that wen she walks along the shore of the beach allt he whales pop out of the water singing "we are family"
your mama is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out
you mama is so stupid that when your fish died she told you it drowned
your mama is so lazy that if she wrok from her own bed she would rather sleep on the floor
you mama is so ugly that when she looked into the mirror her reflection screamed i quit!
your mama is so dumb she got locked in the bathroom and wet her self
your mama is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
your mama is so ugly your daddy can barley look at her (and thats saying something)
your mama is so fat that when she sits down in the movie theatre she gets to sit next to everybody
your mama is so fat that sky divers use her under pants as parachutes
your mama is so ugly she could almost beat YOU in an ugly contest. (oh you just got poned)
hahahahha okay theese are some your mama jokes ik they are supposed to be yo mama jokes but i didnt notive i had been writing your mama until i was half way though so yeah but its 12:19 and im very tired so if there are any spelling mistakes im sorry.

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katiieelynnexox
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:21am UTC

here's to the guys
WHO LOVE US, THE LOSERS WHO LEFT
US, AND THE [[ L U C K Y ]] ONES
· ´ ¯ ` · . · » WHO GET TO M E E T US .

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X3blue_eyesX3
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:23am UTC

I went and let the bad guys win,
Look what they did to you.
I thought i was a warrior,
Still, i failed somehow!
So tell me, what do i do now?

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horselover101
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:24am UTC

so this happened when me and my bf valerie were out in the snow!
*valerie takes shovel slams it on grown*
ohh burn i just broke the shovel
*i take snow and smash it on the ground*
ohhh i just broke the snow ohh burn
ohh wait ohh freeze!

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livetolaughxox3
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:25am UTC

They Both Fell In Love
with [ eachother ]
But neither were brave enough to
- Admit the truth -
Simply because neither one of them
was willing to risk their
[ Friendship ]
credit to xXxSami104xXx -
saw it and just though of me and this boy.....

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dancegal101
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:26am UTC

You know when Edward ran away in New Moon?
Well...he didnt go to Alaska he came to me
^^all credit to me^^ if used please give me credit thxs

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katiieelynnexox
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:27am UTC

& If it comes from the heart©
xo T H E. D E C i S i O N. iS. N E V E R. W R O N G ox

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dancegal101
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:29am UTC

Twilight

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loveyourlifex3
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:29am UTC

&therecomesapoint;
in life when you realize
who matters, who never
did, who won't anymore,
and who always will. so
don't worry about the
people from your past,
because there's always
a reason why they didn't
make it to your future. Y

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katiieelynnexox
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:29am UTC

I'm just a little bit caught in the middle Life is a maze, and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go Can't do it alone I've tried, but i don't know why
I'm just a little girl lost in the moment I'm so scared but i don't show it
I can't f i g u r e it out It's bringing m e d o w n I know, I've got to let i t g o
andjustenjoytheshow

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lindz4646uwish
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:30am UTC

it's funny,
how one little thing
can chage your hole life!

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katiieelynnexox
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:30am UTC

It's something unpredictable but in
the end it's right; I hope you had the
timeofyourlifeaaaa

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katiieelynnexox
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:32am UTC

i'm falling even more in love with you
letting go of all I've held on to, i'm standing here
until you make me move , i'm hanging by a
moment here with you im living for the only thing
know im running and not quite sure where to go
--------> and I don't know what I'm diving into
just hanging by a moment here with you

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imawitch
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:32am UTC

Do the HEllEN KEllER
..and Talk with YouR...
Hips.

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katiieelynnexox
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:32am UTC

oh it's deafening, the bitter truth.
I'm doing everything for the first time
again without you. I pretend I'm okay, but
it aches inside . there's got to be a way
that's better than just getting by.

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SnowWhite
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:34am UTC

{You count' em one, two, three}
You look so c u t e when you get that m a d
You drain the (life) from me and it feels (ohh so good)
The Maine

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katiieelynnexox
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:34am UTC

i don't get it.
i'm not asking for much.
everyone just wants to have
something. . .

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katiieelynnexox
posted a quote
March 8, 2009 12:35am UTC

i'd Like To Run Away
From you. But if you didn't come && find me;; I would die.

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