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Quotes added on Saturday, September 11 2010

  1. flubber flubber
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:00am UTC
    i laugh when the ketchup farts

  2. Kelsehquann Kelsehquann
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:02am UTC
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=419502&id=100000089991870&ref=fbx_album&fbid=145836325429366#!/pages/People-Say-People-Sing/113241542042684
    THIS IS THE KID THAT I LIKES BAND. He does vocals. Please like this page, it will be greatly appreciated. <3<3<3<3

  3. CathrynKilgore CathrynKilgore
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:04am UTC
    Really. Can i ever do anything right?
    :'(

  4. courttsayyys courttsayyys
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:05am UTC
    Girl, word of advice.
    if you swear in every
    sentence, you don't
    look cool, you look
    trashy.

  5. flubber flubber
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:06am UTC
    a conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking

  6. MoreThanDevon MoreThanDevon
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:06am UTC
    it hurts to know I'll never be perfect in your eyes.

  7. lonely_one lonely_one
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:07am UTC
    "KidsGiveMeHope:"
    Today my 7 year old daughter gave my 5 year old son a kiss on the cheek.
    After she walked away, I saw him rubbing the spot where she had kissed him.
    I asked if he was wiping the kiss off. He said “no, I’m rubbing it in so it gets to my heart faster.”
    Siblings that truly love each other GMH!
    Not mine.
    Found it somewhere
    and thought it was cute. :)
    fffg

  8. jackiexheroxhearts jackiexheroxhearts
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:07am UTC
    ********
    face down
    you drive me crazy One look puts the rhythm in my hand
    Still I'll never understand why you hang around
    I see what's goin' down
    Cover up with make up in the mirror
    Tell yourself it's never gonna happen again You cry alone and
    then he swears he loves you
    Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
    Well, I'll tell you my friend,
    one day this world's going to end
    As your lies crumble down, a new life she has found
    Every action in this world will bear a consequence
    If you wade around forever
    you will surely drown
    I see what's going down
    I see the way you go and say you're right again
    Say you're right again, heed my lecture
    As your lies crumble down, a new life
    she has found
    Face down in the dirt she said,
    This doesn't hurt?
    She said,
    I finally had enough!!
    Face down in the dirt she said,
    This doesn't hurt?
    She said,
    I finally had enough!!
    One day she will tell you that she has had enough
    It's coming round again
    ...........................................................
    sorry but i chose my parts
    you chose yours :P

  9. juliagoolia97 juliagoolia97
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:08am UTC
    soo im like really happy, i had my firstt kiss the other night and now i cant stop smiling<3

  10. flubber flubber
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:08am UTC
    if the phone doesnt ring its me

  11. laughhhforeverrr0303 laughhhforeverrr0303
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:08am UTC
    why is the first name that always pops into your head "bob?"
    -not minee

  12. l0v3st0ry l0v3st0ry
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:09am UTC
    x If x A x Simple x Phrase x Made x A x
    x Horrible x Day x Wonderful x
    >Then - To - Me<
    If wasn't a bad day.
    ACTUALLY
    The iMpErFeCtIoNs
    make ME see the |Perfect| moments.

  13. rockandrolllamb rockandrolllamb
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:09am UTC
    If I only knew what I knew today.

  14. flubber flubber
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:09am UTC
    i plan on living forever.... so far so good

  15. xsmilexandxloveex xsmilexandxloveex
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:10am UTC
    there are plenty of fish in the see
    that is until a fishing boat comes along...

  16. lonely_one lonely_one
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:10am UTC
    "I Do That Too!" #21:
    Putting something on the microwave and then running around the house doing things before it reaches 0:00

  17. rachell_mariee_lovess_youu rachell_mariee_lovess_youu
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:10am UTC
    i wish for once i could wake up
    look in the mirror and
    love what i see ♥ ♥ ♥

  18. flubber flubber
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:11am UTC
    when somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football.

  19. lonely_one lonely_one
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:12am UTC
    "I Do That Too!" #22:
    Mom: “What are you doing on the computer?” Me: “Studying!” Mom: “Let me see.” Me: Oh shoot! CLOSE BROWSER! “See?…I’m studying!”

  20. xxsessyxx101 xxsessyxx101
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 12:12am UTC
    hes one of a kind
    &&
    hes all mine <3
    ---check out my quotes (not ment to look pretty because the truth is never pretty)

:)

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