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Quotes added on Saturday, August 6 2011

  1. aborders aborders
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Happy Birthdaay
    To Me[:

  2. CookieMonsterxxo CookieMonsterxxo
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Confession #3I always speak before I think and it always gets me into a mess.Any regrets of mine are caused by that.

  3. meggieb131 meggieb131
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:00am UTC
    "Can you do me a flavor?"
    "Yeah sherbert."
    "Can you plug your ears while ice cream?"
    "Of course I cone."
    "How wafflely nice of you!"
    .

  4. KaitiMariee KaitiMariee
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Even if it takes awhile, I'll wait right here till I see that smile. Lets be us again.. <3


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. danny_a2 danny_a2
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:00am UTC
    Guy Confessions #7
    We find confidence a turn on.

  7. Daneymcr123 Daneymcr123
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:00am UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when Lady Gaga's manager tells her
    to "break a leg",
    and Gaga thinks she said,
    "arrive in an egg".


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. mely8200 mely8200
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:01am UTC
    awkward moment
    when your friend farts next to you and everyone stairs
    at you while your friend is laughing herself off

  10. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Things I hate #8
    When your quote doesn't fall under any of the categories you are given to choose from

  11. xsoftballgirlx xsoftballgirlx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Trust is like a mirror
    Once broken,
    It can never be fully repaired

  12. Graciepoolovesyou Graciepoolovesyou
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:02am UTC
    When Elmo Isn't Ticklish,
    And Pooh Bear Hates Honey,
    When Tigger Stops Bouncing,
    And Goofy Isn't Funny,
    When Peter Pan Can't Fly,
    And Simba Never Roars,
    When Alice in Wonderland Can't Fit Through Tiny Doors,
    When Dumbo's Ears Get Small,
    And Happily Ever After Isn't True,
    That's When I'll Stop Loving You

  13. Emmaxoxo493 Emmaxoxo493
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:02am UTC
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    I could hear you scream and cry.
    I wasn't brave enough to save you.
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  14. cioecat01 cioecat01
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:02am UTC
    LOVE IS LOUDER
    ♥♥♥

  15. juturna* juturna*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Feel safe at night
    Sleep with a nurse.
    nmf/nmq

  16. LoveLikeYouveNeverBeenHurt LoveLikeYouveNeverBeenHurt
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:02am UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it girl!
    Take her take her to the floor, show her, show her how you roll! Drop it, drop it, drop it low! drop it low, drop, drop it low!
    -----------♥-----------
    nmf Fav if you love that bird!

  17. Autumn4ever Autumn4ever
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:02am UTC

    If I was just another dusty record on the shelf,
    Would you blow me off,
    & Play me, Just like everybody else?
    f a v e i f y o u f e e l t h i s a b o u t s o m e o n e

  18. lostinyou490 lostinyou490
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:02am UTC
    you say you want someone steady
    but when I try to stand on my own two feet,
    all you want to do is catch me
    So every time I fall

  19. alifeworthliving alifeworthliving
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:03am UTC
    teenager : mom im hungry
    mom - go get it yourself
    teenager - but mom im so hungry
    mom - fine what do you want
    teenager - food ....
    mom -___-

  20. elizal1990 elizal1990
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:03am UTC
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    I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.
    The glass is always half empty.
    And cracked.
    And I just cut my lip on it.
    And chipped a tooth...
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