Me: The Senator was supposed to come to school today, but he didn't have time.
Sister: Oh, you mean a half man half goat?
(She thinks I mean Saytr)
Me: What?
Sister:No,no,no, a half man half horse?
(She thinks I mean Centaur)
Me: What?!?
Sister: Wait,
(Pulls out a Percy Jackson book)
Me: Oh, child. Silly, silly child.