Just another phone call with my cousin...
Silence...
Me: I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
Sam: Are we quoting Finding Nemo?
Me: Yuuup.
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Sam: Hello, my name is Bruce.
Me: 'Ello, Bruce.
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Sam: I think we should try to get lives sometime, soon too.
Me: Where's the fun in that?
Sam: Point taken.