Quotes added on Wednesday, September 11 2013

iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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September 11, 2013 12:58am UTC

A guy can have s/ex with a girl..
He can feed her ; can buy her things.
Can do things to make her feel special ;
But it takes a real man to stay with her, make her better, to help her grow.
To guide her on the right path ; to support her passions ; to help her persue her dreams.
Build something with her ; show her loyalty.
Give her honesty ; keep promises made to her ;
be there for her ; handle her at her worst.
lend a shoulder to cry on.
To lend a hand to wipe her tears ; lend an ear for her problems.
Offer a pair of arms to hold her ; let her know she isnt alone.
Show her she can have someone to depend on ; take care of her & share your life with her.

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fionarose
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September 11, 2013 1:02am UTC

Today I actually decided to do something about my weight problem, and so I can finally be proud of my body for my formal and for summer!
I'm so happy that I will finally accept my body

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SarahLee3494
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September 11, 2013 1:07am UTC

Its called a joke, as in hahafuckingha. Stop being so butthurt about it.

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mermaidgoat
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September 11, 2013 1:10am UTC

my heart says go but my brain says no
-lenka

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SarahLee3494
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September 11, 2013 1:19am UTC

(つ.と) -PEEK-A-BOO- と(° . °)つ

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 1:34am UTC

Me: How come popcorn has more
calories popped than not popped?
Sister: What?
Me: I'm just saying it makes no sense.
It's the same amount of butter and
kernals, it's just popped; so how can
it have more calories?
Sister: I don't know.
Sister: Is that a question that keeps
you awake at night?
Me: Actually, yes.
Sister: Wow.

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CityOfConspiracy
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September 11, 2013 1:58am UTC

I didnt see my dad much before this last Febuary, I was the subject of the normal divorce.
I hated going to see my dad, because of all the lies my mom told me.
But I was a child, I was only four when he left.
I was six when I saw him next.
I dont know..just it seemed like it was best for both of us.
Now I babysit my two half sisters for them reguarly, there isnt a week I dont see him.
It just seems like..I came into their lives..only when it was convinent for them.
I love my sisters.
But I cant help but see how much more he loves them.
Sorry for the mini vent.

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zreik23
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September 11, 2013 1:59am UTC

I miss you, I miss us, I wish we were back like the old times but everything happens for a reason... everything just just changed</3

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zreik23
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September 11, 2013 2:03am UTC

“Frodo: I can't do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers

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Dishonored*
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September 11, 2013 2:07am UTC

Friend: I like your boobs.
Me: You have a great a.ss.
Friend: oh bby ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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nebula_xo
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 2:16am UTC

calcu lato r?
more like calcuLATER , because I ain't about that math life.

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 2:18am UTC

Have you ever done something by accident and freaked yourself out?
So I was just sitting on the computer when I started to here the words
'Kill' 'Kill'.
Obviously I started to freak out.
But it turns out that I had left my TV on and Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets was playing.

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ElmosWhoree*
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September 11, 2013 2:22am UTC

If I was to say everything on my mind, 99 % of the people I know would want to bury me alive.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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WantingTheEnd
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September 11, 2013 2:43am UTC

everybody said 'boy don't go any higher',
fück that, fück that, i can do anything,
never push the limit and don't play with fire,
fück that, fück that, i can do anything

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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OfficialWittyUnicorn
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 2:57am UTC

I Like Cheese.
Wouldn't you Agree?

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WantingTheEnd
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 3:01am UTC

when the person that used to pick up the pieces with you is now the one creating them.

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imperfect *
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September 11, 2013 3:02am UTC

We all have/had that one teacher who's like:
"Don't pack up yet.There's still 24
seconds of class left.." XD

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