Korilakkuma posted a quote
September 20, 2013 12:16am UTC
Today is my one year anniversary on witty! This is also my 100th Quote!! I know this isn't special to any of you guys, but I'd just like to thank about almost everyone on this website :) Especially my followers: 2_infinity abbs0lutelysoftball amur3074 AngelaDaNinjaa ashley012 beautifulgirl20 bluecat2113 brdgt262 bringmeto_LIFE BrookieeCookiee Cammie CharlieAllen conversel0ver crazyMCRfangirl deep_like_the_ocean enchantedartic erikaleexo95 ForeverAndForAlways foreverinlovewithyou FutureMrsPayne girl4943 glitter162 gracefullystrong HalaaChick heartofgold hipo iLoveAllTimeLow InternetOwl irimadri1217 I_Dont_Know jmslivelaughlove joshlikesu justdoyou K1Rainbow18 KatnissApril ladygagafan68 lasagnatonight liaxoxo123 Lilou LilWaynex33 lostindaydream LoveLaughLiveGrow lovelybow LoveThisBoy lynskywalker madlytruelydeeply maggies_stories mamacal8 marylouRockin NeonHedgehog NLN ourlastsummer OverRatedGirl pavanstorm pearsareawsome pervey_sage_girl piegirl222 PixieDustx Rajsonkar sammannthaa4 sammi19 sarahnorman siamee07 skaterrules23 Smile_please soccergirl5399 squirrel690 TearDropz13 TheExpertDirectioner TheNameIsBarbie tiloosela Unknown_Person UnSpokenMemories UnSpokenThoughtsandSecrets uramazingjustthewayyouare ursciencefriend violetrock wishfull_thinking would_it_matter XdeterminedX XTheBestDayX xxAlwaysSmilexx yeabuddy ♥
beebessey posted a quote
September 20, 2013 12:28am UTC
My aunt told me there's a job open for me at her work. I was excited at first, then I realized I would be working with 2 girls who's boyfriends both asked me to sleep with them on the same night, and the 1 girl who knows about it that I wish didn't know about it. Is it too early to call in sick?
Brother: Did it kill you to get off your lazy a.ss to open the dam.n door? Me: Would it kill you to walk your lazy a.ss to the door you exited the house from? Brother: Shut up *walks away* Me: That's what i thought sonnnnn! Brother: What did you say to me? Me: *sings* when the SUN goes down the stars come out........