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Quotes added on Sunday, December 1 2013

  1. doggo* doggo*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:40am UTC
    [x]for one mark, [/] or [\] for half a mark. Give a mark to every trait that you have.
    [ ] You always wear a baseball cap

    [ ] You love Norse mythology

    [x] You love cats
    [ ] You are married
    [/] You dislike swearing

    Kootra- 1.5
    [x] You have a tendency to rage
    [/] You love being a kid

    [/] You like katanas

    [/] You are a guinea pig 

    [ ] You live alone

    UberHaxorNova- 2.5
    [ ]You love butts
    [ ] You are in college
    [/] You are the youngest in your group (depends?)
    [ ]You are Canadian
    [ ]You can program
    ZeRoyalViking- 0.5
    [ ] You love filmmaking
    [x] You love Batman
    [x] You use ellipsis (…) a lot
    [/] You are a movie buff
    [x] You don’t follow Skyrim news 

    DanzNewz- 3.5
    [/] You speak two (or more) languages (depends lmao)
    [ ] One of them is Spanish
    [x] Your favorite color is purple or green
    [/] You only steal on Sundays (;
    [ ] You love to sing

    xXSlyFoxHoundXx- 2
    [/] You like rain (the weather kind)

    [/] You like rain (the shotgun kind)

    [ ] You are sarcastic
    [/] You are good at Mario games
    [ ] You are the oldest in your group
    SsoHPKC- 1.5
    [x] You are secretly a horse
    [/] You are mysterious
    [ ] You ask people if they are a girl
    [/] You like pineapples
    [ ] You like Counter-Strike

    Sp00nerism- 2
    [/] You speak two (or more) languages
    [ ] One of them is Russian
    [ ] You would like everyone to buy your shirts
    [ ] You like interior design
    [ ] You are the “new one” in your group

    ImmortalHD- 0.5
    IM MORE LIKE DANZ HAHAHAHA

  2. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:45am UTC
    Don't be loose today...for today is guaranteed but tomorrow is not.-RVM

  3. hoq hoq
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:46am UTC
    Now if we meet in the street. i wont be running scared. insted i will put a finger in the air.
    ~ Demi Lavoto

  4. sillymonkey_123 sillymonkey_123
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:49am UTC
    It's crazy to look at someone else going through something and think... "that was me."

  5. sillymonkey_123 sillymonkey_123
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:53am UTC
    You never tell me what I wanna hear... you always tell me what I need to hear.
    I like that.

  6. hoq hoq
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:54am UTC
    xXMidnightXx's format
    Why do we have sarrow ? pain ? dont blame me. blame Adam and eve. they were stupid to NOT FALLOW DIRECTIONS. so maybe if we all fallow the rules a little bit and do what is right the world will be better safer and have less pain. sorrow. bad stuff ♥
    Hoq's quote [$] its about the soul.

  7. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:58am UTC
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    Dear Notebook,
    I'm sorry I covered you in hearts
    Instead of writing in you.
    But you see,
    Its not my fault,
    Its his because...
    He stole mine.
    He wont give it back
    So I have to replace it
    by drawing all over you..
    Forgive me...

  8. Bree :)* Bree :)*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:58am UTC
    So I don't know why I feel the need to share this,
    but 5th grade was legit the best school year ever for me. Our teacher wasn't the best, and he didn't really care what we did. So throughout the year, we did basically everything that your not supposed to do in school. We played four square in the classroom, taped eachother to chairs, climbed in and out of the windows, and we had a store in the classroom. Literally a store, where certain people brought in stuff from home and layed it all out on a table and sold it, and at the end of the day the people running it would split up the money between themselves. We didn't really learn anything, but at least nobody failed the 5th grade.......

  9. chelseasalvemini chelseasalvemini
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 2:13am UTC
    I would rather die today then live another day of this death.

  10. takemetoneverland* takemetoneverland*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 2:16am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 2:19am UTC
    Heartbreak is an odd kind of pain because you're not dying. You're not even sick. You are perfectly fine, yet you hurt so much that you can't even breathe. You can't sleep, and you can't stop the tears from falling. You may eat too much. You may not eat at all. Non-smokers light up. Non-drinkers find a beer. A broken heart is one of the worlds greatest equalizer because it can turn even the sweetest angel into the fücking devil.

  12. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 3:01am UTC
    I hate people who get really mad at someone
    and then take it out on everyone else

  13. Nicklebee Nicklebee
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 3:32am UTC

    Baby i'll always love you. I always had. Me leaving you so long ago wasnt the diminishing of that, we broke apart because i was stupid, not because i didnt love you.

  14. underage underage
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 3:34am UTC
    And you're going to make me cry.
    I know you will. You are going to
    make me lose half my water weight
    in tears but I don't care.
    Because I'd lose myself out at sea,
    in the middle of the night, if there
    was even the smallest chance you
    would be the one to come and find me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 3:44am UTC
    I get really happy when it’s not
    me who starts the conversation
    because that removes so much
    anxiety about whether I’m
    bothering the person or if they
    secretly hate me even if I know
    that’s not true


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. iamaspermbank iamaspermbank
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 3:54am UTC
    "Monsters are real.
    Ghosts are real too.
    They live inside us.
    And sometimes,
    They win."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. iamaspermbank iamaspermbank
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 4:02am UTC
    today my teacher said “take out something to do when you’re done with your quiz”
    and some kid turned around to the girl next to him after he finished and said
    “can i take you out so i can do you?”
    my teachers face waS SO RED I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA $HIT HIMSELF.

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