Quotes added on Monday, December 16 2013

BlackButterflies
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December 16, 2013 1:54am UTC

let's play a game called "watch tumblr and twitter react to Dylan Sprouse's nudes"
"dylan should have just been like nah that was cole"
mr moseby voice: "NO DI/CK PICKS IN MY LOBBY"
"disney: the suite life on di/ck."
"i just saw dylan sprouse's prndl!"
"the suite life of co.ck and cody"
"dylan sprouse puts the D in disney"

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BlackButterflies
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December 16, 2013 1:58am UTC

you cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to find out how it's alive and why it's beautiful, and before you know it, it's neither of those things, and you're standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.

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BlackButterflies
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December 16, 2013 2:01am UTC

"write something your parents would be proud of", witty tells me, as i proceed to type out a quote about dylan sprouse's genitals.

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capsized*
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December 16, 2013 2:32am UTC

Though I try to get you out of my head
The truth is I got lost without you

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stellarflame*
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December 16, 2013 2:33am UTC

i made a new display name so im stellarflame now
im crying over fictional characters right now im so upset i cant help myself :(:(

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DepressedHby
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December 16, 2013 2:33am UTC

Today my seven year old Niece told me she had a crush on me, when I asked her why she said its becuase I have an absolutely beautiful personality. It's funny that even children can realise that its not all about your looks, its about whats on the inside. I really wish a whole lot more people a like this, maybe the world is changing. Hopeful for the future!

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PrimarilyParamore*
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December 16, 2013 2:34am UTC

Zack, "I'm going through withdrawl right now. I need Ketchup."
Alex, "So, just got offstage, it was a good show-."
Zack, "Just give me some ketchup. Its not that hard." *Starts throwing stuff*
Jack, "Cloussy, just get the man some ketchup."
Zack, "What do I gotta do to get some dam.n ketchup?! I've asked 3 times already!"
Jack, "*Yelling*Get the man some ketchup!"
*Zack starts hitting the wall.*
*Camera shows Rian looking completely confused.*
Jack, "*still yelling* A year ago, I didn't have armpit hair and now I have armpit hair!!"
Alex, "GUYS Why are we yelling??"
-All Time Low"
"Straigth to Dvd"
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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_geronimo_*
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December 16, 2013 2:36am UTC

Every time I think there's a ghost in my house,
I secretly hope it's Tate.
(American Horror Story, Season 1)

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Asma*
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December 16, 2013 2:38am UTC

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “Haha good one!” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

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_geronimo_*
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December 16, 2013 2:39am UTC

If I could find a way to see this straight,
I'd run away,
To some fortune that I,
I should've found by now.
(Cough Syrup, Young The Giant)

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RVM
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December 16, 2013 3:01am UTC

Days are like train,they will just zoom by.You can be zapped seeing them pass or you can jump on to one of them and enjoy the journey.-RVM

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DepressedHby
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December 16, 2013 3:24am UTC

I TRIED RUNNING FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY, IT TOOK ME 6 MINUTES TO RUN AROUND THE BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!! 6 MINUTES!!!!! A LITTLE CARDIO NEVER HURT NO BODY ;) im tooo flippin proud of myself

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zombies.are.kwl *
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December 16, 2013 4:22am UTC

we don't seek death
we seek destruction

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zombies.are.kwl *
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December 16, 2013 4:30am UTC

when you're surrounded by
all these people
it can be lonelier
than being by yourself

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DepressedHby
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December 16, 2013 4:43am UTC

"everybody is missrable here becuase everybody see's the same thing"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cheshire Kitten*
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December 16, 2013 4:53am UTC

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Kip
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December 16, 2013 5:41am UTC

Take a chance on me...?

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Kip
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December 16, 2013 5:43am UTC

I heard that drake cried when Miley Cyrus released her 'pics',coz he knows she's better than that

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awesomejapneet*
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December 16, 2013 5:54am UTC

In the hope of reaching the stars we often fail to see the flowers that blossom at our feet.

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