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1. TheCovertComic
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   September 29, 2023 9:40pm UTC
   Every bra is a sports bra - the only difference is the sport.
   
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2. TheCovertComic
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   May 27, 2023 1:28am UTC
   If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my second worst.
   
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3. TheCovertComic
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   May 5, 2023 11:28pm UTC
   ‘Safeword’ is a contradiction in terms.
   
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4. TheCovertComic
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   January 21, 2023 2:33am UTC
   When you asked me if I would rather make love with you or eat pizza, and I asked if it was extra pepperoni, I meant the lovemaking.
   
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5. TheCovertComic
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   July 16, 2022 1:56pm UTC
   Better a femme fatale than a femme coupure de papier.
   
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6. TheCovertComic
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   June 4, 2022 2:59am UTC
   I knew in the end she would do what she had to do.
   ... I just never thought it would be my end she did it in.
   
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7. TheCovertComic
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   May 27, 2022 10:29pm UTC
   Select the correct answer from the choices below.
   The key to a successful relationship is:
   a. Love.
   b. Commitment.
   c. Based on the AES-192 encryption standard or higher.
   d. All of the above.
   
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8. TheCovertComic
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   May 7, 2022 1:10am UTC
   Avoid those who attempt to establish dominance in relationships by diminishing the self-worth of others. If they're not willing to commit to diminishing your self-worth exclusively, you need to move on.
   
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9. TheCovertComic
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   May 7, 2022 1:08am UTC
   She walked into my life like a shopper walking into a closed sliding door an hour before the store opens.
   
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10. TheCovertComic
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    May 7, 2022 1:07am UTC
    ... Wait, the F in MILF doesn't stand for fathom???
    
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11. TheCovertComic
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    April 23, 2022 3:08am UTC
    Know doesn't mean know.
    
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12. TheCovertComic
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    January 22, 2022 3:54pm UTC
    To finish reading a good book is like leaving a lover: you can't wait to go to the bookstore and pick up the next one in the series.
    
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13. TheCovertComic
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    January 15, 2022 5:52am UTC
    Polyamory n. Panodium.
    
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14. TheCovertComic
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    November 13, 2021 3:03pm UTC
    Hold the ones you love close. You never know if it's the last time you'll see them (especially after you hold them close).
    
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15. TheCovertComic
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    October 23, 2021 5:33am UTC
    I rocked her world.
    She papered mine.
    
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16. TheCovertComic
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    September 18, 2021 12:02am UTC
    Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
    ... On the other hand, ain't nothin' but massive solar storms when she's present.
    
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17. TheCovertComic
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    May 22, 2021 1:28pm UTC
    It's not youh, it's meh.
    
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18. TheCovertComic
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    April 24, 2021 2:54am UTC
    There's a big thick line between love and love.
    
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19. TheCovertComic
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    March 27, 2021 5:58am UTC
    A spy in the house of love isn't hiding in the room you think.
    
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20. TheCovertComic
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    March 27, 2021 5:57am UTC
    When you tell me that if I can't handle you at your worst, I don't deserve you at your best, are you at your best or your worst?
    
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